Post by RX Queen on Nov 29, 2010 8:22:20 GMT -5
So, we all know that the boys are kinda spesh. And sometimes, we have encounters that remind us of this. post them here!
since it's a quasi-festive story, I'll kick off with how Voltaire described making X-Mess Detrius with Gerard. V and I were both pretty wasted when he decided to tell this story, so it might not not be entirely accurate, but it entertains me. and since Voltaire likes to tell the story with dialogue and dramatic reenactments, it's relayed best via scenario!
Voltaire is sitting in his studio in NYC, just finished animating 'X-Mess Detrius".
Voltaire: hmm.. I need someone to narrate this. I should call Gerard. I haven't seen him in a while, and I don't think he's touring. :calls Gerard:
Gerard: hey dude, what's up?
Voltaire: hey, I'm making this short film and I need a narrator. You in?
Gerard: OH MAN YES. When do you want to do this?
Voltaire: uhhh... idk. I'm free thursday afternoon. Want to come over?
Gerard: sure!
Voltaire: K. see you then.
So thursday rolls around and Gee shows up and he's looking a little tired and but he's really excited about recording, so Voltaire doesn't say anything until they take a coffee break.
Voltaire: you look pretty wiped. Wanna just finish this another time?
Gerard: nah, I'm just jet-lagged.
Voltaire: I didn't think you were touring! when did you get back?
Gerard: Oh! I didn't tell you? I moved.
Voltaire:....?
Gerard: ... to Los Angeles.
Voltaire: ....!??!
Gerard: :]
Voltaire: why didn't you say something? you could have recorded this at home!
Gerard: ..... I... I miss you :]
Voltaire:
Gerard: I miss New York. I was due for a visit.
Voltaire: Oh, ok. When are you flying back?
Gerard: tonight.
Voltaire:....
Gerard: :]
Voltaire: so you flew six hours to hang out in my studio for a couple hours, and then you're going to fly six hours back?
Gerard: pretty much... yeah. :]
voltaire closed out the story by looking at me and saying "that boy. he's pretty..."
"Special?" I offered.
"I was going to say retarded, but that works, too."
And here's X-Mess Detrius for those who haven't seen it: www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi4038394905/
sometimes I forget that Voltaire actually does things other than get drunk and sing sexually inappropriate songs about sci-fi. haha. he's a pretty cool dude, though.
since it's a quasi-festive story, I'll kick off with how Voltaire described making X-Mess Detrius with Gerard. V and I were both pretty wasted when he decided to tell this story, so it might not not be entirely accurate, but it entertains me. and since Voltaire likes to tell the story with dialogue and dramatic reenactments, it's relayed best via scenario!
Voltaire is sitting in his studio in NYC, just finished animating 'X-Mess Detrius".
Voltaire: hmm.. I need someone to narrate this. I should call Gerard. I haven't seen him in a while, and I don't think he's touring. :calls Gerard:
Gerard: hey dude, what's up?
Voltaire: hey, I'm making this short film and I need a narrator. You in?
Gerard: OH MAN YES. When do you want to do this?
Voltaire: uhhh... idk. I'm free thursday afternoon. Want to come over?
Gerard: sure!
Voltaire: K. see you then.
So thursday rolls around and Gee shows up and he's looking a little tired and but he's really excited about recording, so Voltaire doesn't say anything until they take a coffee break.
Voltaire: you look pretty wiped. Wanna just finish this another time?
Gerard: nah, I'm just jet-lagged.
Voltaire: I didn't think you were touring! when did you get back?
Gerard: Oh! I didn't tell you? I moved.
Voltaire:....?
Gerard: ... to Los Angeles.
Voltaire: ....!??!
Gerard: :]
Voltaire: why didn't you say something? you could have recorded this at home!
Gerard: ..... I... I miss you :]
Voltaire:
Gerard: I miss New York. I was due for a visit.
Voltaire: Oh, ok. When are you flying back?
Gerard: tonight.
Voltaire:....
Gerard: :]
Voltaire: so you flew six hours to hang out in my studio for a couple hours, and then you're going to fly six hours back?
Gerard: pretty much... yeah. :]
voltaire closed out the story by looking at me and saying "that boy. he's pretty..."
"Special?" I offered.
"I was going to say retarded, but that works, too."
And here's X-Mess Detrius for those who haven't seen it: www.imdb.com/video/wab/vi4038394905/
sometimes I forget that Voltaire actually does things other than get drunk and sing sexually inappropriate songs about sci-fi. haha. he's a pretty cool dude, though.