Post by Laurie on Nov 26, 2010 17:15:10 GMT -5
You guys remember this? I found a notepad document on my computer with the whole thing. 
I also have story time, which I will make a thread for it. xD
Gerard: -walks to desk and sets down.- ... -looks around and adjusts items on desk.- ... -looks at pencil sharpener.- ... -starts to put finger in sharpener.-
Mikey: -busts in.- GERARD.
Gerard: WHAT?!
Mikey:
! We have a case.
Gerard: Oh. We have a what???
Mikey: -le sigh.- A case. You have to investigate something.
Gerard: Oh. Okay.
Mikey: C'mon. -walks out.-
Gerard: -starts to put finger in sharpener.- ...
Mikey: COME ON!
Gerard: AHRHJHSD! COMING! -gets up and walks out.-
Mikey and Gerard arrive at the scene of the crime.
Ray:
-dead laying in chalk circle and is bald.-
Gerard:!
Mikey: So. There's been a murder.
Gerard: Isn't is suspicious how the body landed right into the chalk outline?
Everyone: -_-; -le sigh.-
Gerard: WHAT?! I'm serious.
Mikey: Gerard.. The chalk outline is made AFTER the murder.
Gerard: AH! So this is the murderers calling card.. He is the.. Chalk Outline Killer.
Mikey: -_-;
Frank: Hello, Inspector Way... and.. Younger Way.
Mikey: Hello, Cheif Iero.
MCRmy: ITS IN A BLANKET!
Mikey: -_-; I mean.. Chief In A Blanket.
Gerard: Hey. Are you a Native American?
Frank: Why?
Gerard: Because they have names like.. ' Sitting Wolf. ' I thought.. In A Blanket would be your..--
Frank: He's the inspector?
Gerard: --Native name. If I was a Native American.. I think my name would be--
Mikey: -_-; I know. Funny, isn't it?
Gerard: -- ' One who sticks Microphone in mouth. ' Like so. -sticks microphone in mouth.-
Mikey: Gerard..
Gerard: Alkdklsdfhdf?
Mikey: Gerard...
Gerard: Asldkjfsahdfkjashd?!
Mikey: -sigh.- ANYDIRECTION. Look.. Its Ray.
Gerard: WAY?
MCRmy: -cracks up.-
Gerard: Whatadslkfjslkdjf?
MCRmy: You said--
Mikey: Seriously, Can we skip it this time?
MCRmy: You owe us one.
Mikey: Sure. Anydirection. Look he's missing his fro.
Gerard: -removes microphone.- Hm. Maybe.. No.. That couldn't be it.
Mikey: What?
Gerard: Maybe his head was hott.. so he took it off.
Mikey: -_-;
Frank: We believe that DiaBobical Bob was the culprit.
Mikey: DIABOBICAL BOB! I thought he was in the Insane Asylum.
Frank: He escaped a few days ago.
Mikey: Hm..
Gerard: HEY!
Mikey and Frank: What?
Gerard: NOOOTIIICCCEE MEEE! -touches self.-
Mikey: OH GOD! -covers eyes.-
MCRmy: -blindfolds.-
Mikey: -drags Gerard off.-
Meanwhile...
DiaBobical Bob: Hello, Archibald.
Fro: Long time, no see, DB.
DiaBobical Bob: I see you are doing well.
Fro: I'm married now.
DB: Oh really? Thats nice. -sips tea.-
Fro: Indeed. -sips.-
DB: I think we are in the matter of discussing our future plans for world domination.
Fro: Is that so? -Munches on pretzel.-
DB: Indeed. I feel we need this plan to be big. -Charges up lawnmower.-
Fro: Big like the Fro. -Plugs in toaster.-
DB: Indeed, big like you. -Drives car off cliff.-
Meanwhile...
Gerard: So, this, Chalk Mystery Meat. Is HE Native American?
Mikey: -Facepalm.-
Gerard: I'm serious, Mikey. He could be named "Man With Chalk". It'll be easier for the investigation, won't it?
Frank: Inspector Way. PLEASE.
Gerard: Sorry, my zipper is down.
Frank:;
Gerard: Damn. I get the only straight chief in NJ!
Frank: -Le sigh.- Younger Way, I am assuming you'll be the brains of this organization.
Mikey: -Nods.- I'm all brains.
Gerard: Actually, my younger brother, you're body is composed mostly of water.
Mikey: ...Let's go investigate the fucking case.
Gerard: -Puts on Yankees hat.- Let's do this.
Mikey and Gerard walk through the streets of New York.
Gerard: -walks up to hotdog stand.-
Mikey: Gerard, We have no time for food. -whispers to self; 'I can't believe I said that. '-
Gerard: I do. -shoves microphone in mouth.- I ANT UN HDJKHSDKJFHSDHJSD.
Hot Dog Guy:! What?
Gerard: A ALKDKJSLDJLDSDLJKDLJK.
HDG:! WHAT?!?!?!
Gerard: SDKJSDKSJDKJDSHKSDJHD. A LLKHJKJKJK.
HDG: -looks at Mikey.- What is he saying?
Gerard: dfkjsdjjkdsjkdsJKKJASKHJKH!!!
Mikey: No idea.
Gerard:
SKLDJDSJSDJDJKSDKJK.
Mikey: -_-;
HDG: We are closed.
Gerard:!
HDG: GO--
MCRmy: -tenses up.-
HDG: ... Go to another hot dog stand.
MCRmy: Aw... -sigh.-
Gerard: K. dkljlksdjfslskdjf, Mikey?
Mikey: Yeah. Sure. Okay, Gerard.
Gerard: sdkksjdksjksdkjhdjk-- -takes microphone out of mouth.-
Mikey: -facepalm.- K'so. Where to first?
Gerard: Hm. We look for.. ZE CULPRIT!
Mikey: -_-;
Mikey and Gerard walk into a NY office building, which was where Ray was murdered. Well, outside of it anybryar.
Mikey: Let's go up to the front desk and ask if they saw anyone suspicious.
Gerard: Right.
Mikey: Excuse me, but--
Gerard: Hi. Can I get a large fry, no salt. And, uhh, Mikey, you want anything?
Mikey: Gerard, this is an office building.
Gerard: Look, do you want something or not? -Mutters: 'WTF am I saying?!'-
Mikey: -Le sigh.-
Gerard: Yeah. Just make it a large fry. -Takes out credit card.-
Lady At Desk: ...
Gerard: What? You only pay in cash?
LAD: ...
Gerard: ...
LAD: ...
Gerard: ...
LAD: ...
Gerard: ...FINE. I'll just give you a check then.
Mikey: Excuse me miss--
Gerard: Which reminds me of that one Jay-Z song. Where he's like "Excuse me, miss" and that's all I remember.
Mikey: --Did you see anyone suspicious near the time of Mr.Toro's death?
LAD: Actually I saw--
Gerard: Dude, this isn't important. Let's go somewhere where they actually TAKE my order. -Drags Mikey out.-
Mikey: We couldn've gotten a big clue there! Gah. -Facepalm.-
Gerard: Yeah but the clue wouldn't have had anything to do with the fact that I AM HUNGRY.
Mikey: I'm actually kinda hungry too--
Gerard: No you're not.
Mikey: ...K.
Meanwhile...
DB: So, Fro. Let's get down to business.
Fro: Yes. Since I have a built-in radar system, I have tracked down that two people are looking after the case.
DB: Hmm. Describe them to me.
Fro: One seems to disappear everytime he turns sideways, and the other seems to have stupid written all over him.
MCRmy: You just said way.
DB: HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE!
MCRmy: ...! -Runs.-
Fro: Inferial mortals.
DB: Percisely.
Mikey and Gerard walk in MacDonalds.
Lady: HI! May I take your order?
Gerard: FINALLY!
Mikey: -_-; -walks out.-
Gerard: GET BACK HERE.
Lady:! Excuse me.. Are you a vampire?
Gerard:! No. But I get that a lot. I should like.. act like one. I should--
Mikey: Dude... Seriously, Now you got him started.
Gerard: --Like.. Change my name to Count Gerard-ula. Yeah. That sounds cool. One time.. I wanted to be a Native American..--
Lady: What would you like?
Gerard: My name was gonna be ' One Who Sticks Microphone in mouth' but I changed my mind. Oh. He's my brother and we are at MacDonalds. OH! And.. You are a woman--
Mikey: Just a large fry and a toy please.
Lady: Boy or girl toy?
Gerard: --I went to a museum once.. on an Art School Field trip.. and I saw a nekkid lady in a painting. It was weird. I think I pointed that out and everyone looked at me. I was really mis--
Mikey: Boy toy, please.
Lady: Okay. Thats.. 5 dollars canadian, please.
Mikey: But we are in New York.
Lady: I know.. But their money is soo colorful.
Gerard: --understood. I was like batman. But not Micheal Keaton Batman.. or.. Val Kilmer.. or George Clooney Batman.. but like... Adam West Batman.. I like batman. I also like Wolverine. He's cool.. He has claws.--
Mikey: Okay. here. Kthnxbye. -drags Gerard-
Gerard: HEY! I WASN'T DONE TALKING TO -- OH YOU HAVE A TOY! GIMME!!
Gerard: -Drives Hot Wheel car on the hand rails.-
Mikey: So, now that you've eaten. Can we start on this case now?
Gerard: -Drives car on Mikey's face.- VROOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Passer By-ers: Aww, look at that nice boy looking after his retarded brother. How sweet. :]
Gerard: -Sticks microphone in mouth.- DPIGJROIGHSOIH8GID4.
Mikey: 4?
Gerard: RWGSG.
Mikey: -Le sigh.- Why couldn't I have had Inspector Frank as my partner?
Gerard: -Takes out microphone.- Because I'm so much more prettier--
Mikey: Yeah. Okay.
Gerard: --And I have better sense of style. Maybe we should name myself 'Style Guru' or 'Debbie'.;
-Cell phone rings.-
Mikey: Gerard, your cell phone is ringing.
Gerard: ...It's kinda kinky! ^_^;
Mikey: Oh. My. God.
Gerard: -Answers.- YO, FOO.
Voice: ...Hello mortal.
Gerard: Yeah. I wanted to try out for the part of the lamp post in Mortal Combat. But they wouldn't let me.
Voice: DOOOOOOOM ON YOUUUUUUU.
Gerard: Doom? Isn't that a movie? OMIGOSH! ARE YOU CALLING ME TO BE THE LEAD PART?! ^_^;
Voice: -Le sigh.- No.
Gerard: ...
Voice: ...
Gerard: ...
Voice: ...
Gerard: ...Is the lead part a pretty guy? I can do that. ^_^;
Voice: ...Whatever. -Hangs up.-
Mikey: Who was that?
Gerard: I think it was George Lopez.
Mikey: ...Oh.
Meanwhile...
Fro: -Hangs up phone.-
DB: And?
Fro: Yeah, I was right. He IS retarded.
DB: -Cackling laughter.-
Fro: MWAHAHAHA.
DB: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fro: MWAHAHAHAHA-- -Cough attack.-
DB: Woah, you okay?
Fro: Yeah. Froball. Sorry.
Mikey: George Lopez, What?
Gerard: I'm gonna be in the movie Doom. I like that game. Its not as good as Warcraft. Did you know that--
Mikey: -sigh.-
Gerard: -- I TOTALLY PWNED THIS GUY IN WARCRAFT IT WAS COOL! Oh. Dude. Speaking of which.. We need to go to the book store.
Mikey: Finally. To look up articles on DiaBobical Bob?
Gerard: DiaBobical What? No. To get me a new D&D book. My brokeded. I also need to get some more dice. I losted mine. I like adding 'ed' to stuffed.--
Mikey: I hate you.
Gerard: Whoa. It didn't work that time. I HAVE A CAR! VROOOM VROOM! -runs forward.-
Mikey: I'm gonna shoot myself. SERIOUSLY. -Mikey's cell rings, he answers it.- Hello?
Frank: So. How's it going?
Mikey: SAVE ME.
Gerard: OH! IS IT GEORGE LOPEZ?! TELL HIM I SAY HI!
Mikey: NO! ITS FRANK!
Gerard: OH! TELL HIM I SAY, ' How. ' -holds up hand.-
Mikey: -_-;
Frank: Not well I presume.
Mikey: Save me.
Frank: No. We found out.. IT IS DIABOBICAL BOB!
Mikey: AWESOME! Wheres he located?
Frank: He has the Archibald Fro. We think They might be unstoppable.
Mikey: What? I'm sorry. Gerard was making microphone noises in my ear.
Frank: -sigh.- Call me when you get to Bryar Tower.
Mikey: Bryar Tower? You mean...
Frank: Yes. Millionaire Robert Bryar is DiaBobical Bob.
Mikey: I can't believe that.
Frank: Yeah, dude. I know.
Gerard: I CAN COUNT TO POTATOE!
Mikey: Bye. -hangs up.-
Gerard: Oh, yeah. He wants me to be the star.
Starr: THAT WAS SOOO MY NAME!
Mikey: -sigh.-
Gerard: ZOMFG! I KNOW YOU!
Starr: I know you too.
Laurie: I know YOUR FACE!
Gerard: Tell it I say HI!
Laurie: Okay.
Gerard: kthnx.
Mikey: Okay. To--
Gerard: TRUMP TOWER!
Mikey: -_-; No. Bryar Tower.
Gerard: Same difference.
Meanwhile.
Bob: -looks at papers, then looks at suspiciouly familiar fro paper weight.-
Simmons: Sir?
Bob: YOU'RE FIRED!
Simmons:
Bob: Okay. I'm sorry. You get another chance.
Simmons:
Bob: I lied.
Simmons:
Bob: I lied again.
Simmons:
Bob: Go to your office.
Simmons: Yes, Sir.
Bob: To clean it out.
Simmons:
Bob: I lie. Sorry. Bye! -waves.-
Simmons: -leaves.-
Danica: -walks in.- HEY BOSS!
Bob: Hello, Minnion. How goes it?
Danica: So, so.
Bob: Find out anything about Inspector Way?
Danica: -holds up Coo-coo clock.-
Clock: COO-COO. COO-COO.
Bob: Excellent.!
Danica: -Puts clock to the side.- Yes. He's crazy.
DB: That is what I am assuming from that clock you had just shown me.
Danica: Robert?
DB: Don't call me that.
Danica: Say Robert, we still on for mini golf Saturday?
DB: -Nods.-
Danica: Sick shit. Bye. -Dissolves.-
DB: That was kinda... cool.
Fro: -Zooms in on wheelchair.-
DB: Yo.
Fro: Hello.
Meanwhile...
Gerard: OH! I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!
Mikey: -Plugs ears.-
Gerard: THERE THEY ARE ALL STANDING IN A ROW! TIDDLE-DEE-WINKS!
Mikey: Shut. Up. Please.
Gerard: Mikey, guess what.
Mikey: What.
Gerard: We're on a dog sled.
Mikey: Very good, Gerard.
Gerard: Because... because... OH! PICK ME! PICK ME!
Mikey: Okay. Gerard, yes?
Gerard: We're on a dogsled to go to DiaBobical Bob's Tower up in Alaska.
Mikey: Very good. You get a gold star.
Starr: MY NAME = AGAIN!
Gerard: Hi, want to play Uno?
Starr: Not particularly.
Gerard: ...Oh.
Danica: And I said, How are you gonna get the tank to the planet.. and He said, With this ship.. AND I said.. If you have a ship large enough to put a tank on.. why not put guns on the ship and call it a tank.
Frank: Who are you again?
Danica: Um. Louise.
Frank: Oookay?
Danica: I work at Bryar Tower.
Frank:!
Danica: As an accountant.
Frank: -sigh.- Oh.
Danica: I need you to call off the investigation. We have discovered Ray killed himself.
Frank: But he was shot in the back.
Danica: DON'T QUESTION THE FRO. -bites and runs.-
Frank: OW!
Elsewhere.
Eskimos: -blink.-
Gerard: So. Do you guys really eat Whale fat?
Eskimos:!
Mikey: Where's Bryar Tower?
Gerard: Because I think that could make you fat.. and being fat is not pretty. Look at Anna Nicole-Smith. She was NOT pretty fat.. I think she was really a--
Mikey: Because we are going there.. and We need to solve a case.
Gerard: --Whale. Did you eat her? I liked her show. I also like peguins. Do you have peguins here? Because I like them. They are neat.
Eskimo: We take you to Bryar Tower.
Mikey: THANKS!
Eskimo: Just get him to shut up.
Gerard: Shut up and Pray.. or was it Shut up and Play. I like Disenchanted.. I also like Peanuts --
MCRmy: ZOMFG! I LOVE THE PEANUTSSSSSSS!
Gerard: -- and Crackers. OMG DO I LOVE CRACKERS! HEY CAN I MAKE A SNOW ANGEL!
Mikey: -puts a muzzle on Gerard.-
Eskimos: YAY!
Bryar Tower.
Simmons: Mr.Bryar...
Bob:! STFU! I'M BEING EVIL!
Simmons:!
Bob: I mean.. I like cats. -points at Kittens and Cats calender. -
Gerard: -cell phone rings- ZOMFGZ. WHAT IS THAT NOISE.
Mikey: ...-.-;; It's a cell phone.
Gerard: Oh, yes. A cell phone. You see, my two dimensional companion, I am an investigator, top notch. Because of this I need special tools and equipment to track down evil friends--
Mikey: I think you mean fiends--
Gerard: --and for that I need the latest in technology, such as cell phones and the internet.
Mikey: ...
Gerard: ...
Mikey: ...
Gerard: ...
Mikey: ...
Gerard: ...
Mikey: ...Just answer the fucking cell phone.
Gerard: Mmkay. ^_^ -answers- Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Brian: ...No, I--
Gerard: I take cash -and- credit, if that's your concern.
Brian: No that's not it, I just--
Gerard: WHAT, AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? OH WHAT IS IT BIG GUY? IS IT BECAUSE I'M NATIVE AMERICAN?!?
Mikey: Gerard you're not native american.
Gerard: I feel like that time I went through my identity crisis...and someone had stolen my identity along with my credit card. And I didn't know who I was for three days.
Brian: ...Hello? HELLO? Is anyone there?
Gerard: Hi, may I help you?
Brian: -sigh- Finally. Inspector. W--
MCRmy: -takes breath-
Brian: --We have run into a sudden complication.
MCRmy:
Gerard: Complication?
Brian: Yes, I--
Gerard: Is the baby going to survive?
Brian: ...Wait, what? No, I mean... -sigh- Let's start over. Inspector my name is Brian, I manage the CSI--
Gerard: I watch that show on tv sometimes.
Brian: --team that has been working closely with Chief In A Blanket on a couple of cases, including the one you have been assigned to. However earlier today, as my team and I went to report some evidence to the chief, we made an unfortunate discovery. It is my displeasure to inform you that it seems Frank has been kidnapped.
Gerard:
OH NOES!!
Brian: ...Er, yes. It would seem that until further notice, you are in charge of this case. We don't know much about this particular incident so far, but it seems obvious that this kidnapping directly relates to the murder case of Mr. Raymond Toro. Apparently he was shopping for platform shoes in a local shoe store. The only available employee there was in the back room at the time but she has provided some evidence. She says that she heard someone enter the door, and following that, she heard a voice whom she believes to have belonged to a woman, say, "Your mom....is in this box. Come in and see her." Afterwards, Frank exclaimed, "MOM?!" she then heard a snap of a lid, and some muffled screams. But by the time she got out of the back room, no one else was in the store. In fact the only evidence proving Frank had been there at all was the pair of shoes Frank had been wearing when he walked in to the store. They were still there.
Gerard: ZOMFGZ@!!
Brian: Yes, I know, it is tragic--
Gerard: HIS FEET MUST BE, LIKE, SOOOO COLD!
Brian: ...-.-;; I'm feeling my IQ start to drop. Could you please tell me what our next move is?
Gerard: Yes, knight to E5.
Brian: ...?
Gerard: ...This isn't chess?
Brian: NO. I meant in the MURDER CASE.
Gerard: Oh. Oh. Hmmm..."Your mom is in this box." ....OH! BUT OF COURSE!
Brian:
Mikey:
Eskimos:
:
Brian: Yes?
Gerard: ATTENTION! PLEASE GATHER YOUR TEAM TOGETHER. ROUND UP EVERYONE IN THE SURROUNDING AREA NAMED MOM
Brian: ...
Gerard: I went to the mall yesterday and I saw this ... guy.
Brian: Yeah?
Gerard: Yeah. He looked like me with glasses--
Brian: I'm hanging up now. -Hangs up.-
Gerard: --And he looked like me.
Mikey: OMG.
Gerard: What is it, apple dumpling? :]
Mikey: ...
Gerard: ...
Mikey: ...
Gerard: ...
Mikey: What're we supposed to do with Frank?! HE WAS MY ONLY OTHER SMART FRIEND!
Gerard: I have waffles today for breakfast. They were so good. I also had chocolate milk--
Dubya: Waffles.
Gerard: --All on top of a red placemat.
Mikey: So, do you think that Frank could be at Bryar Tower?
Gerard: Only if he believes! -Sings.-
Eskimo: Still have muzzle?
Mikey: No, he actually ate it.
Gerard: :]
Eskimo: You as stupid as my left foot.
Gerard: Aww! ^_^; Thank you!--
Eskimo: -Facepalm.-
Gerard: --Actually, I'm the lead role for DOOM. Did you know that? Do you guys get TV up here? I want birthday cake.
Mikey: How much farther until Bryar Tower?
Eskimo: ...
Mikey: ...
Eskimo: ...
Mikey: ...
Eskimo: Bryar what?
Mikey: ZOMGZ. Where is my Smashing Pumpkins CD?! -Puts on ear phones and goes all fangirl.-
Gerard: THIS IS NO TIME FOR MUSIC! -- Hey look! A penguin! ^_^; -Points to a rock.-
Mikey: ZOMFGZ!111!!! I LOVES TEH SMASHING PUMPKINZ!!11!!11!spatula!!!111!
Eskimo: We take you to Wal*Mart. :]
Mikey: -Takes off earphones.- GAH. NO! BRYAR TOWER!
Gerard: -Pets rock.- Such a nice hippo. :]
Bob: -_-;
Simmons: So, Thats why.. I would like a raise. Thats my proposal.
Danica:! PROPOSAL. TO... BOB?! NO. -attacks.-
Bob:;
Simmons: ARGH! MY LEG!
Bob: Danica... Please stop.
Danica: -chomping on Simmons' leg.- Yesh, Sire.
Simmons: :/ Can I have a raise?
Bob: ... What are you gonna do for me?
Simmons: ??
Bob: I want you to hit yourself.
Simmons:! -hits self.-
Bob: Harder. You won't break.
Simmons: -hits harder.-
Bob: Good. Now, kiss the fro and say, 'Archibald, I had a real good time. '
Simmons:! -kisses the fro---
Fro: -eats Simmons.-
Danica: -giggles.-
Bob: So, Danica. Wanna play tabletennis?
Danica: Sure, what the heck!
In Alaskan Wilderness.
Mikey: ... I hate the eskimos.
Eskimos: YOU = PROFIT!
Gerard: I made a profit once. It was like... I was selling lemonade and people were like, ' OMIGOSH! Is that lemonade. ' and I was like, ' Why yes it is.' --
Mikey: -le sigh, picks up cell and calls Starr.-
Starr: -hears cell phone ringing.- ... -picks it up.- Speak to me.
Mikey: Hey, Starr? Its Mikey. Like.. we are SOOOOOOOOOO fucked.. can you help?
Starr: ... Who's we?
Mikey: ... Um. Gerard and --
Starr: Nope. Sorry. I'm booked.
Mikey: No. Starr. Haven't you been watching the movie. He's... alittle off.
Starr: -narrows eyes.- Like how?
Gerard: One time. I thought lemonade came from your body.. like.. the yellow stuff.. and I drank it.. But. It wasn't lemonade. It was.. -whispers.- pee pee.
Starr: ...
Mikey: Well..
Starr: Can I bring a friend?
Mikey: Who?
Starr: Laurie.
Mikey: -_-;
Starr: C'mon.
Mikey: Okay.
Starr: -yells.- LAURIE GET THE CAMERA GERARD'S GONE RETARDED! -hangs up.-
Mikey: -sigh, hangs up.- So. What now.
Eskimos: We worship the profit.
Gerard: You know. I want a ball of string. I could play with that for about 5 thousand-- OH! Hey, can we go sleding? Are we camping? Can I make S'mores? OH! I want a lolly pop. COOKIES! -sings.- DANCE DANCE. -jumps up and down.-
Mikey:; Oh God.
In California.
Laurie: So, I said to my mom. ' MOM I'M GOING TO CALI!' It was very ace.
Starr's Mum: I see. And you're the one from Tennessee?
Laurie: Yup.
Starr's Mum: 'kay.
Starr: Okay. I'm ready.
Laurie: I was having a nice convo with your mum.
Starr's Mum: Hokay so..--
Starr: WHAT DID I SAY? WHAT DID I SAY! I AM COPYWRIGHTING IT SO YOU! CAN'T SAY IT!
Starr's Mum:
Laurie: Whoa. You can do that?
Starr: Yes.
Laurie: I wish I had known that. I would have copywrighted 'Your Face' so My mum wouldn't say it.
Starr: Got the camera?
Laurie: Si, mi amigo.
Starr: Okay. Bye Mum. We are off to Alaska.
Starr's Mum:! Okay.
Laurie: When we make this tape.. Can I sell it on Ebay? PLEASE! Omigod.. Think of the profit!
Gerard: OKAY. ENOUGH PLAYING AROUND! TO THE TOWER!
Mikey: Well Its about time.
Eskimos: We have candyland.
Gerard: -squee.- CANDY!
Mikey: -facepalm.-
Eskimo 1: -whispers- Call Mr.Bryar.
Eskimo 2: Si.
Gerard: I like gummy bears.. I also like Twizzlers. Oh! Have you ever met the Native American named Chief In A Blanket. I like him. One time. I talked to George Lopez. We are friends.
Mikey: I wish I was an only child.
At the mini golf course.
Bob: -meow mix ringtone on cell phone rings.-
Danica: MEOW MEOW MEOW! ^_^
Bob: -answers.- Hello?
Eskimo: We have him distracted.
Gerard: I WANNA BE GREEEN!
Bob: Excellent.
Gerard: IS THAT MARTINA MCBRIDE? TELL HER I SAY 'HOWDY!'
Bob:
Eskimo: Can I kill him?
Danica: You're turn, big man!
Bob: I gotta go.
Eskimo: PLEASE.
Bob: -hangs up.-
Danica: Want a happy meal?
Bob: Can I have a toy?
Danica: Sure!
On a plane to Alaska.
Laurie: HI! Can I have some peanuts?
Lady: Yes.
Starr: Can I?
Lady: No. We don't have anymore. We have biscotti.
Laurie: Oh no.
Starr: -anger.-
Laurie: Meep.
Starr: -_-; I hate biscotti. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FUCKING BISCOTTI AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Everyone:
Laurie: You can have mine.
Starr: ;D -contento.-
Laurie: -relief.-
British Accented Voice: Hello.
Starr and Laurie: Hello?
BAV: Are you the one's going to save Inspector Way?
S&L: Yeah.
BAV: Well. Hi! Its me, Momma Tiff!
S&L:!
Tiff: -ninja gear.-! Sorry. I was just being scary. Anydirection. I'm here to um.. help.. yeah. Okay.
Starr: To help pet?
Tiff: Thats not british slang.
Starr:
Laurie: Okay. Now we are an Army of 3.
MCRmy: WHAT ARE WE CHOPPED LIVER?
Tiff, Laurie, Starr:! No.
MCRmy: Okay.
Starr: Let me call Mikey.. Wait. I left my cell phone at the Airport. ;/
At the Airport.
Bonnie:! Starr's cell phone. Hm. Well. I'm getting on this plane to Alaska to see my husband. I might as well hold on to it. I might see her!
Danica: I beat you at table tennis! HA HA!
DB: No you didn't.
Danica: ...Oh.
DB: :]
Danica: :] -Takes out banana.-
DB: Where did you get that?
Danica: Vending machine.
Fro: Yo.
Danica: Fro rhymes with yo.
Fro: Why did you hire her?
DB: :]
Danica: :]
Fro: Well, Inspector Way and Younger Way, two other girls and some eskimos are coming to Bryar Tower soon.
DB: Soon?
Fro: Yeah. They're lost in Wal*Mart.
Danica: I bought a hampster from Wal*Mart one time.
Fro: ...
DB: ...
Danica: And his name was Clinko. :]
DB: We must prepare for these people!
Danica: Right. -Takes out whipper snipper.-
Fro: -Cough.-
Meanwhile...
Gerard: So then I says to her, I says to her. I says hi. And she was like hey--
Starr: -Grits teeth.-
Mikey: Shhhhh, Gerard. Shhhh. PLEASE.
Gerard: --How's it going? And I was all SLAP. And then I gave her a piggy back ride. Can we play badminton?
Starr: Why are we here again, Mikey?
Mikey: We're on the w--
MCRmy: -Gets ready.-
Mikey: --winter expedition for Bryar Tower.
Eskimos: Bryar what? We take you to Wal*Mart. :]
Mikey: KJWDGIHSOUGHSEOUG!!!
Gerard: I can do that too! See? -Sticks microphone in mouth.- KDJFGIDHGOISHGOIAEHG!
Laurie: I'm going to stick that microphone somewhere else if you don't shut up.
-Dog sled pulls up in front of Wal*Mart.-
Starr: This store has my name in it. Kthnx.
Gerard: No it doesn't.
Starr: Uh huh.
Gerard: Nuh uh, YOU LIE!
Starr: * = star...r.
Gerard: That's an astra, FINKLEBOOTS!
Starr: ...
Gerard: ...
Laurie: ...
Mikey: ...
Eskimo: ...
Dog: ...
Twizzler: ...
*: ...
... : ...
Gerard: So then... it would be called "WalStarrMart"?
Starr: Correctimoto.
Gerard: To the louvre! -Points to sky and runs into Wal*Mart.-
Laurie: Ierokomos.
Gerard: Why are we here again? -Checks out winter tires.-
Mikey: We're lost and we NEED to get to Bryar Tower!
Gerard: -Goes up to sales person.- Hi. :]
Sales Person: Hi, may I help you?
Gerard: I need new winter tires for my dog sled. Any suggestions?
SP:;
Gerard: I can do that too!;
Mikey:;
Laurie:;
Starr:;
Eskimo:;
Winter Tires:;
Gerard: If you spell my naje backwards, it's Drareg.
Book:;
Poster:;
Action Figure:;
Gerard: I can count to purple backwards.
Snake:;
;: ;
Gerard: Count Chocula cereal is good. I wonder who came up with the word cereal. How big is my cheek structure?
Mikey: How far from here is Bryar Tower?
Eskimo: We do not know of this... Bryar Tower. We sorry.
Gerard: Hi Sorry, I'm Gerard. :]
Eskimo: ...We also sorry that you are related to this man.
Gerard: ^_^;
Mikey: So am I. So am I.
Gerard: Yeah me too.
Everyone:;
Gerard: -Munches on Laurie's arm.-
Laurie: -_-;
Gerard: -Backs up.-
Laurie: I swear to--
Gerard: SORRY, Cookiemonster!!
Laurie: THATS IT! -whacks Gerard with rock.-
Mikey:!
Tiff:!
Starr:!
Eskimos:!
! : !
Dogsled:!
Peguin:!
Gerard: OW! FUTHIN' MUCKER! Gah.! Where are we? Oh yeah. On a case. Bryar Tower. C'mon, guys. -walks toward the tower.-
Mikey:! Laurie. What did you do?
Laurie: I made him... smart?
Everyone: WOOO! -confetti.-
Giant Rock: -falls on Gerard.-
Everyone: -le sigh.- Damn.
Danica( on a cliff.): -evil laughter.- I WIN! -dissappears.-
At Bryar Tower.
Bob: -pokes Frank.-
Frank: Stop it.
Bob: -pokes.-
Frank: STOP IT.
Bob: Okay. Enough fun. I have to call the internation lord of Evil. -picks up phone, and dials.-
Answering Machine: HI! You've reached the evil phone of the lord of Evil, Billy Joe Armstrong! ;D Sorry, I'm not there to answer.. But you see, I'm in Green Day and we are really famous and stuff. So, I'm probably out being famous. I'm also evil.. so.. I might be out being evil. So yeah. If this is Steve Way, HI! Okay, Bye! -click.-
Bob: Whoa. That was long. Hello, Lord. I'm just calling to say I have Chief In a Blanket. k. bye.
Frank:!
Bob: What?
Frank: Billie Joe is the Lord of Evil?
Laurie: -__-; YES HE IS.
Bob: GET OUT!
Laurie: Sorry. -teleports.-
Frank: Should'a known.
Bob: Yeah. Its obvious.
Frank: So.. What's up with that girl?
Bob: Laurie? She comes and goes.
Frank: No.. The Canadian.
Bob: OH! Danica. She's my best friend.
Frank: Oh.
Bob: Yeah.
Frank: Can we play yatzee?
Bob: Um.. No.
Frank:(
On a plane:
Bonnie: -sits by a familiar man.-
Familiar Man: -looks at Bonnie.-
Bonnie: ZEE OH EM EFF GEE ZEE! YOUR TOM GREEN!
Tom Green: Yeah. I know.
Bonnie: -_-; You should answer you're cell phone.
Tom Green: Sorry.
Bonnie: Its okay. Hey...
Tom Green: What?
Bonnie: Do the cheese helmet thing!
Tom Green: YOU CAN'T HURT ME! NOT WITH MY CHEESE HELMET!
Bonnie:((((((((((((((((((( I MISS LAURIE. HER HEART NEEDS A CHEESE HELMET! EL OH ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Tom Green: Why are you going to Alaska?
Bonnie: I'm married to an Afro.
Tom Green: Whoa. I'm going to enterntain an Afro.
Bonnie: WEIRD!
Tom Green: I KNOW!
Frank: So, yeah. And that's basically why Bob is the meaning of life.
Danica: Hmm, now I understand.
Bob: Such a sweet story, eh?
Danica: ^_^;
Everyone:
Danica: Bob just said eh! ^_^;
Bob: ...
MCRmy: Bob just said way?
Danica: No. Eh. Like, Canadian eh?
MCRmy: ...Oh.
Fro: Get out.
MCRmy:
Meanwhile...
Gerard: Jesus probably dropped a rock on me because I am SO pretty.
Laurie: You realize that makes NO sense at all.
Gerard: It makes sense. I want some corn on the cob. How's my hair doing today?
Gerard's Hair: Pretty crappy.
Gerard: Sweeeeeeeeeet.
Laurie: Duuuuuuuuuude.
Gerard: DON'T JUDGE ME!
-Reach Bryar Towers.-
Mikey: It's pretty big.
Starr: It looks like a cat.
Danica: I just realized that Mikey and Starr both have 5 letters in their names. And yeah. Starr = Mikey. So yeah. :]
Everyone: ...
Danica: ... -Disappears.-
Gerard: Let's not go in yet.
Mikey: WTF. Why not?!
Gerard: I have to go -whispers.- pee pee.
Mikey: Oh for God's sakes...
Meanwhile STILL on the plane...
Bonnie: So then the Fro was like "Will you marry me?" And I was like "DEFINETLY!"
Tom Green: That's how it was like when I showed up at Starbucks in a tutu.
Bonnie: ...
Tom Green: :]
Bonnie: Want me to show you my lickety splits?
Tom Green: Sure what the heck! :]
Everyone: -waits for Gerard to pee pee.-
Gerard: I CAN'T GO KNOWING YOU GUYS ARE THERE!
Everyone: -walks aw*y.-
Gerard: I can't go in alaska.
Everyone: -sigh.-
Gerard: TO A BATHROOM IN CANADA!
Everyone: -_-;
Inside Bryar Tower.
Phillips: Sir, the inspector and friends are leaving the premises.
Bob:! They are?
Danica: -jump.- YAY!
Bob: Where are they going?
Phillips: A bathroom in Canada.
Danica:! WHAT?!
Phillips: Yes.
Danica:!
Bob:!
Frank:!
Phillips:!
Fro: -snore.-
Bob: Okay. Well. I'm sure, Inspector Way will forget what he's doing.
A Bathroom In Canada.
Gerard: -sings.- PEE PEE I'VE GOTTA PEE PEE! I'M PEE PEE ING! WOO!
Everyone: -outside the bathroom.-
Mikey: Ugh. This set us back.. 6 weeks.
Laurie:! 6 WEEKS!
Mikey: Yeah. We have a vacation.. starting in...
Gerard: VACATION TIME! -busts out in hawaiian shirt!-
Mikey: -_-; yeah. now.
Laurie: I guess.. we have to go.
Starr: I guess.
Tiff: Might as well.
Mikey: WHOA! No. you can't go.
Tiff: Sorry, pet. Yes we can.
Mikey:
Starr:
Laurie:
Gerard: I CAN DO IT TOO!!
Others: -_-;
At Bryar Tower.
Bonnie: HONEY I'M HOME!
Danica: BONNIE!
Bonnie: DANICA!
Bob: FRO!
Fro: BOB!
Frank: FRANK!
Others:
Frank: I felt left out.
Bonnie: Hi short fry.
Frank:
Bonnie:
Tom Green: -has a pickle jar on his hand.- I CAN'T GET IT OFF!
Everyone:!
Alaska.
Eskimo 1: I miss the profit.
Eskimo 2: Me too.
Eskimo 1: Want a whale burger?
Eskimo 2: Sure. What the heck. ;D
Bob: So now, they're on vacation.
Danica: In Canada?
Bob: I don't know.
Danica: Hmm. Maybe they're visiting the Rocky Mountains.
Bob: I doubt it.
Danica: Oh.
Bob: Yeah.
Danica: Be my badminton partner?
Bob: Sure. :]
Meanwhile...
Gerard: Are the Rocky Mountains really rock?
Tour Guide: ...Yes?
Mikey: You'll have to excuse him, he's crazy.
TG: ...K.
Laurie: Hi.
Gerard: I thought you left to go buy budditos or something.
Laurie: WTF is a buddito?
Gerard: Something they eat in Alaska.
Laurie: Really?
Gerard: I don't know.
Laurie: -_-;
Gerard: If I squint my eyes real close together, I look like a bird.
Mikey: So, yes. This vacation in Canada is fun.
Laurie: Visit Danica?
Danica: No, I'm not here.
Gerard: -Waves.-
Danica: -Leaves.-
Gerard:
Mikey: Where to next?
Gerard: I wish my buddy, Flo was here.
Flo: Yo.
Gerard: Hello Flo. Wanna go to the show?
Flo: Can't, there's too much snow.
Gerard: Oh. I'll just go. With Joe.
Flo: Alrighty-o.
Gerard: Kthnx-o.
Flo: Bye-o.
Gerard: -Sticks microphone in mouth.- KFJHBISHGISGHAIGGT!
Meanwhile...
Bonnie: So, I made food for dinner.
Fro: Good. :] -Glomps Bonnie.-
Bonnie: I MISSED YOU DEAR! -Huggles.-
Fro: ^_^!
Bonnie: I tried calling you once, but Toro had a mad security system.
Fro:;
Bonnie: I mean, what?
Danica: Bananas in pyjamas.
Gerard: I watch that show. :]
Danica: You mean you used to?
Gerard: No. :]
Bob: What're you doing here!
Gerard: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I donno!
Bob: K'go a--
MCRmy: -Gets ready.-
Bob: --cross the world and never come back.
Gerard: I'll beat you there! 1,2,3 GO!
Danica: Are you going to race him?
Bob: No, do you think I'm stupid?
Danica: No. You own me.
Bob: :]
Bonnie: FRO! WHERE'S MY FIXIN'S FOR THE MASHED POTATOES?!
Fro: NEAR THE COOKIE JAR!
Everyone: COOKIES! ^_^;
In Cuba.
Mikey: Wheres Gerard?
Laurie: I dunno.
Starr: FUCK!
Tiff: What?
Starr: Where ever Gerard is he's got my luggage.
In Montana.
Gerard:! I'm in Montana.
Sign: Hello there. :]
Gerard: Hi! -waves.-
Sign: You're in Helena.
Gerard: Helena? I wrote a song called Helena. Its about mah granma!
Sign: Kthnx.
Gerard: Well. Not just mah granma.. but Mikey's too. She's the same granma. Did I ever tell you about the whale?
Sign: no.
Gerard: Well. Theres this whale. In the ocean..
Sign: Uh-huh.
Gerard: And You see.. The Whale lives in the Ocean because he's a whale and thats where they live in the Ocean because of the Salt water. AHHH SALT WATER! -cowers.-
Sign: Where?
Gerard: In my shoe.
Sign: Oh. Okay.
Gerard: Whoo. That was scary. Like that ride at the place in that state with the people who are like.. cool.
Sign: Okay.
Gerard: I have an apple. :]
Sign: Go--
MCRmy:
Sign: To Idaho.
Gerard: Idaho. That sounds like.. I the ho.
Sign: GO PLEASE.
Gerard: k. -walks on babbling.-
In an aquarium at Bryar Tower.
Jelly Fish: So. I said, Hey. Step off mah kool aid, dawg.
Lobster: True dat. True dat.
Jelly Fish: I mean.. Damn. I don't like being a pimp.. But Its what I gotta do.
Lobster: I hear ya-- AHHHHHH!
Bonnie: C'MERE LITTLE LOBSTER!
Tom Green: OH NOES NOT THE WITTLE WOBSTER! UN PETITE CRAB!
Bonnie: Shh Now.
Lobster: HELP!
Jelly Fish: Well. Fuck. -floats to clown fish.- Hey, dawg.
Clown Fish: I LIKE POTATOES! :]
Jelly Fish: Nevermind. -floats aw*y.-
In Idaho.
Gerard: -Eats mashed potates.- Mmm. Gooood fixins here at Denny's!
Gas Station: ...This =/= Denny's.
Gerard: Why?
GS: Because this = gas station.
Gerard: Then what am I eating?
GS: Do you want to know?
Gerard: ...No.
GS: K go--
MCRmy: -Gets out blowhorn.-
GS: --To Cuba.
Gerard: K'bye. -Cell phone rings.- Hi, Kitten?
Billie Joe: Steve! ^_^;
Gerard: Oh am I ever glad to hang up on you! -Hangs up and phone esplodes.-
Phone: Esplodes?
Gerard: Yeah.
Phone: K.
In Cuba.
Mikey: If I get too much sun, the doctor says I'll shrivel up into nothing.
MCRmy: ...If you get sun?
Mikey: Yeah.
MCRmy: Dude. You = already nothing.
Mikey: I AM SOMEONE. I AM MIKEY WAY!
MCRmy: Yeah. The Gerard genes are kicking in.
Gerard: -Pops up from under the ocean.- If I was from Germany, I'd wear jeans.
Mikey: -Jumps in water.-
Gerard:; WOAH. YOU SINK!
Mikey: -Picks up ukulele.- Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collections complete? -Sings.-
Crab: PART OF YOURRRR WORLDDDDDDD!
Mikey: Bright young women! Sick of swimmin!
Crab: ...
Mikey: ...
Crab: ...
Mikey: ...
Crab: ...I have a liver infection.
Mikey: Sorry. -Arises from water.-
Gerard: WEEEEEE! -Rides back of dolphin.-
Mikey: Where'd you get that?
Gerard: It's one of those machines that you stick the quarter in and it moves? :]
Mikey:!
Starr:!
Laurie:!
Gerard: WEEEEEEEE!
Dolphin:!
Bob: Why wasn't I in this earlier? Oh, I mean!
Danica: ^_^! -Huggles Bob.-
Gerard: Bonkers!
Mikey: K. We = done in Cuba now.
Gerard: Hey I went to a Denny's restaurant in Idaho today.
Gas Station: I = GAS STATION!!!!!!!
Gerard: Hi, I'm Gerard. :]
gerard: *squeezing into a child size seahorse floatee* i'mma go diving for treasure. I read one time in my bed time books that theres treasure on the bottom of the sea left by pirates.
laurie: you go do that gerard. and leave your shoes on!
mikey: but i thought wearing shoes can make you drow...... oh hey yeah! leave those boots tied nice and tight.
laurie: yeah you know, if you put some sand in your shoes and pockets, it helps you get to the pirate treasure quicker!
gerard: ORLY?? *grabs plastic shovel and starts filling pants, pockets and ears with sand.*
mikey: wow.
the cubans: OYE!!!
gerard: HOW!
the cubans: OYE!!!!
gerard: *screaming* I CANT HEAR YOU I'm LOOKING FOR THE PIRATE BOOTY!!!
the cubans: que?
mikey: please excuse my brother, he's really special! He's kind of like an idiot savant. Minus the savant part.
gerard: *rolling around in the waves* I'M COMING TO FREE YOU FLIPPER! (dolphin sounds) EEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE!!! EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE E EE E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
mikey: you don't know how to speak dolphin. You don't even know how to comprehend english and you're almost thirty years old for the love of cheese.
gerard: WWOOOOOOOooooooooooooooaHhhh. OOOOOOOOooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. NOW I'm SPEAKING TO THE ORCAS!!!!! SSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! If you startle them their teeth turn into piano keys and they all die of the damp. I saw that on Animal Planet one time.
orcas: omfg.
gerard: WILLY, WILLY, FASTER THAN LIIIIIGHTNING, no one you seeeee is smarter than HEeeeeeee...
starr: I think my brain is liquifying.
David Hasslehoff: FEAR NOT DAMSEL !!!!!! I WILL SAVE YOU!!!!!!
*slow motion pectoral muscle flexing as david hasslehoff runs up the beach*
Gerard: woooowww. I am mistified by your glistening chest hair. Can I have your autograph?
David Hasslehoff: STEP ASIDE FOOL, THIS WOMAN NEEDS CPR!!!!!!!!!
Starr: no no no really, no please don....
David Hasslehoff: *takes out crash cart paddles* CLEAR!!!!!!!!
Gerard : OOOOOOH SHINY!!!!!!!!!! *touch* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
mikey:
starr:
laurie: ^_^
mamma tiff:
the cubans: AYYYYYY CANDELA!!!!!
off in the bryar tower:
Bonnie: Do you smell something burning?
The Fro: BWAHAHAHHA....yes dear. sorry. my spidey sense just told me gerard electrocuted himself on the Malecon in Havana.
Bonnie: heh. GLORIOUS!!!! ITS GLORIOUS!!!!!!! Now pass me the the sauce.
Tom Green: Daddy would you like some SAUSAGE!!! DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SSSAAAAUSAGESSS!
Gerard: OOOWWWWIIIIIEEEE YOU BURNEDED ME SHINY CHESTED PERSOOOOOOOONNNNNAAAA!!
David H: I'm sorry.....
Gerard: YOU SHOULD BE IT HURTED!! -cries- -stomps round beach-
Random Lady (to friend): What a whingey little child....
Gerard: GRRRRRRrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! -ready to RAWR-
At Bryar Tower:
Danica: So Bob. Up for a game of Scrabble?
Bob: Yeah. But this time...you can't use "laskdjasklg" as a word.
Danica: :[
Bob: SIMMONS!
Simmons: What?
Bob: Hey, aren't you like...fired?
Simmons: Yuh. But you called me. So...?
Bob: Fetcheth my lucky Scrabble Hat.
Simmons: Do I get re-hired and a raise if I do?
Bob: No.
Simmons: Then I'm not--
Bob: But you -do- get non-fro-glomped if you do.
Simmons: Kthen.
Bex: Oy, Simmons! Is your first name Richard?
Simmons:?
Bob:; How did you get here?
Bex: I dunno. -leaves-
Bob: ...
Simmons: ...
Bob: ...
Simmons: ...
Bob: ...So. When ya gonna go and saddle up that giraffe for me?
Simmons: ...but...I thought you wanted me...to fetch your Scrabble Hat??
Bob: -_-;
Simmons: ....?
Bob: Well go make me some hot cocoa.
Simmons: ....kay.
Danica: ^_^; Let's go play water polo in the desert.
Bob: Kay.
//
In Cuba:
Gerard: WEEEEEEEEEEE!! -riding piggyback on an old man-
Mikey: -_-; Gerard. Get off that old guy right a--
MCRmy: -gets ready-
Mikey: --a---a---A-CHOO! Oh excuse me. -blows nose-
MCRmy: :[
Gerard: -hops off old guy- That was a fun ride. Hey are we in Disneyland? I've alw*ys wanted to go to Disneyland! Let's go ride the teacups!
Mikey: Gerard. We are not in Disneyland. We = in Cuba. Disneyland =/= in Cuba.
Gerard: Let's go to Cinderella's castle! Oh, do you think Cinderella will play dress-up with me? Maybe I can try on her glass slippers! Or we could go to Space Mountain and--
Mikey: -le sigh- -walks aw*y-
Gerard: --then go to that ride with the doll things that sing "It's A Small World"! I can sing along with them 'cause I = singer! Maybe they'll ask me to join the dolls! I can be their lead singer!
Mikey: -goes to McDonalds- Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger, extra pickles, extra ketchup, no mustard, and hold the cheese. Oh and a large fry and a kiddie toy.
Gerard: I = leader singer of the dolls! I bet I can impress them with my mad micrphone-in-mouth skillz. -stuffs microphone in mouth- ALKSFJLAFKAJDFLADF.
Mikey: -raises burger to mouth- -slow motion-
Gerard: ALSKJLASKFJLADKLDKJSLDKGJSL!!!!! -divetackles-
Mikey: OW. MOTHER FUCKER.
Gerard: Al;fklkdflksdkd.
Mikey: .....semicolon? -pulls icrophone out of Gerard's mouth- Eww. Gerard slobber.
Gerard: -_-; You KNOW you're not allowed to eat, Mickey.
Mikey:; My name =/= Mickey. It = Mikey. MIKEY.
Gerard: :[ But we're in Disneyland! So I'm gonna call you Mickey.
Mikey: -facepalm- Why...WHY...did I have to have the misfortune of being related to you?
Gerard: I CAN COUNT TO J NOW! ^_^!
In Cuba:
Gerard: Since i can count to cloud now can i count the shiny hairs on ur chest?
David H.:Ummm...Who are you?
Gerard:IDK..i've gone through so many names in the past month.
David H.:Riiiight?!?!
Gerard:So can i count them? Can i? Can i?
David:Why?!?!
Gerard:Cuz i can!
David:NO!
Gerard:OOH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE -continues for an hour-
David: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!! -drowns self in ocean-
Mikey:How ironic is that?
At Bryar Tower:
Fro:David Hasselhoff just killed himself!
DB:And you said my plan wouldnt work..making Gerard make every1 insaine and kill themselves! BWHAHAHA!
Fro:I still think my idea was better!
DB:What? Using hairspray to destroy the ozone layer?!?! That is soo retarded!
Fro:UMMM NO!
DB:Danica..whose idea is better?
Danica:Well, bob's of course -fro gets ready to charge- but uhh the fro's was good too..it just would take a while!
-DB and Fro are both satisfied-
Danica:-sigh of relief-
somewhere in Utah-
Mikey: Yeahokay. We're lost.
Gerard: Shouldn'ta taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
Mikey:; We were never in Albuquerque.
Gerard: We're going to Albuquerque? AWESOME! :]
Mikey: No we're not. We're trying to get back to Alaska to rescue the chief--
Gerard: I wonder if the chief's been to Albuquerque? I bet there's Native Americans there...
Mikey: -_-; He's not Native Am--
Gerard: Ahh, Albuquerque! Where the sun is alw*ys shining and the air smells like warm root beer!
Mikey:;
Gerard: Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukeleles all day long, and anybody on the street would gladly shave your back for a nickel! :]
Mikey: ...; You're even more retarded and insane than I originally thought.
Gerard: And we'll stay at the World Famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn, where the towels are oh so fluffy, and you can eat your soup right outta the ashtrays if you wanna!
Mikey: I have come up with a term for what you are.
Gerard: It's okay, they're clean! And then there's that little chocolate mint on my pillow that I love so very, very much...
Mikey: You are retarzy. Retarded and crazy.
Gerard: Remind me to pack my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel!
Mikey: ...who's it autographed by?
Gerard: Me! :]
Mikey: Should've known. -le sigh-
Gerard: Hmmm...on second thought...
Mikey: -mutters- "Second thought" implies having had first thoughts.
Gerard: Maybe I shouldn't bring my snorkel after all. You never know...a big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock Of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril might try and steal it. Then we'd fight and knock the phone off the hook, and 20 seconds later it would be all, "if you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator."
Mikey:; Wow. Just....wow.
-cell phone rings-
Gerard:! Time for school!
Mikey: -_-; No, it's my phone. -answers-. Talk to me, baby!
Frank:; Baby?
Mikey: Chief In A Blanket? You're alive!
Frank: I am? Well that's a relief.
Mikey: So have you escaped from the evil clutches of DiaBobical Bob?
Frank: Nah. But I'm locked in a cell with Tom Green.
Mikey:! He's torturing you?!
Frank: Well, I guess instead of saying "cell" I should've said "lounge". And instead of "locked" I should've said "chillin'".
Mikey:...so...I trust you're in good health then?
Frank: Oh yes, I'm dandy. Can't say the same for Tom Green though.
Mikey: ...?
Frank: Well I had to bludgeon him to steal his cell phone and call you.
Mikey:! Oh yeah, you must have some important information to give me and Inspector W--
MCRmy: -snaps to attentioon-
Mikey: --Waffle Head.
MCRmy: -emoness-
Frank: Nah, not really. Just wanted to call and say hi. HI! :]
Mikey: ...Oh. My. God. You must've caught some of Gerard's stupid. -_-;
Frank: Kwellbyenow! Best get crackin' on that case! :] -hangs up-
Mikey: -le sigh-
Gerard: LET'S BAKE A CAKE IN MY EASY-BAKE OVEN!
Mikey: -brightens- Food? :]
Gerard: Hey. No.
Mikey: ...
Gerard: Mikey =/= eating. -_-;;
Mikey: :[
In Conneticut.
Gerard: I wish I had my WoW on PSP here with me. :[
Mikey: Do they make that?
Gerard: I want to make cupcakes. Can we?!
Mikey: I don't think so.
Gerard: Giocattolo non adatto a miniori di 3 anni. Le parti piccole potrebbero essere ingerite o inalate. :]
Starr: :]
Gerard: Colon square bracket.
Mikey: ...What the HELL did you just say?
Gerard: ...Say what?
Mikey: Yeah.
Gerard: Wait, what?
Mikey: It's Valentine's Day.
Gerard: No it's not.
Bex: HAPPY ST.LADDER'S DAY!
Mikey: ...;
Bex: I come and go. -Walks off.-
Gerard: I once painted my room on a ladder. I painted my room pink. Then I got a polar bear to--
Mikey: We need to SERIOUSLY like, go somewhere else.
Gerard: --Paint the ceiling because even though I had a ladder, I was still too small. Like Frank. That small.
Mikey: Can you please stop talking now?
Gerard: Hey. There was this one time in Conneticut with Frank and there was this homeless guy and he was homeless. And he was a guy. Hey. Can we go to Conneticut?
Mikey: We ARE in Conneticut.
Gerard: Only in our imagination, Milton.
Mikey: I'm Mikey.
Gerard: Yeah. Milton.
MCRmy: Milton = your Japanese suitcase.
Gerard: Relly?
MCRmy: What?
Gerard: I kind of want to run a marathon. -Puts on running shoes... that are brown.-
At Marathon.
Guy With Whistle: On your mark, get set-- EW. LOOK AT THOSE BROWN SHOES!
Gerard: I once knew a guy named Mark and he lived with his bird in a box. It was kind of cool but not really. I want a whistle.
Guy With Whistle: Is he al--
MCRmy: -Gets ready.-
Guy With Whistle: --so stupid?
Mikey: Yeah.
Gerard: --I once had a whistle and it was pink and it gloweded. Like a star.
Starr: :]
Gerard: Colon square bracket.
Guy With Whistle: K'no more marathon. You = too dumb for me.
Gerard: Hey! THAT'S NOT NICE--Hey look! A piece of paper flying in the wind!
Paper: READ ME!
Gerard: Okay! ^_^;
Paper: I say 'Kindersex'.
Gerard: What's that? Is that like those kinder surprise eggs?
Starr: What're those?
Gerard: They're your mother wrapped in tin foil. I once saw this rabbit hopping along in a pen then my mom called and told me to clean out Mikey's litter box.
MCRmy: ...!
Mikey: FUCK.
Gerard: :]
At Bryar Tower.
Tom Green: SPERM!
Bonnie: -le sigh.-
Tom Green: SPERM!
Danica: -twitch.- So. Bored.
Tom Green: SPERM!
Bob: STFU.
Tom Green: -STFUs.-
Cricket: -cricket.cricket.-
Fro: -eats crickets.-
Bonnie: Okay. Well. I wanna make a cake.
Bob: Birthday Cake.
Danica: For.. Cubicles. :]
Everyone:;;;
Danica: STFU. Its our love child. :]
Everyone: Aw.
In Oklahoma.
Gerard: Ah. Michigan.
Mikey: This = Oklahoma.
Gerard: -sings.- OKLAHOMA!
Laurie:!
Starr: -_-;
Tiff: -whips out Ninja star.- Can I keel him dead?
Others: -le sigh.- No.
Bex: -walks up.- Hi.
Everyone:!
Gerard: :] Hi.
Bex:! Aren't you in Michigan?
Gerard: No. We are in a musical called Oklahoma. Its about New Jersey.
Bex: Oookay.
Gerard: :]
Laurie: Actually.. We are trying to get to Alaska. The evil people have Frank.
Bex:! The Bee Eff?
Starr: No, --
Gerard: The native american. :]
Mikey: RAWRE!
Gerard: Are you french? :]
Mikey: NO!
Gerard: You yelled at me. :[
Bex: Okay. So. Okay. Alaska is up. Go up.
Laurie: We tried that.
Mikey's Cell: -RING!-
Mikey: -answers.- Hello.
Billie Joe: HIDDY!
Mikey: Heidi? No you have the wrong number.
Billie Joe: Is Steve there?
Mikey: You mean gerard?
Billie Joe: Um. Sure. :] Thanks for giving him the phone, Milton.
Mikey: Mm-hm. Sure.
Gerard: Hi. I'm Abraham Licolin. :]
Billie Joe: ME TOO! OMIGOSH!!11!!two!
Gerard: Eleventy-one! :]
Billie Joe: k.bye. :] -click.-
Mikey: Who was that?
Gerard: A space man. :]
Starr: -_-; Tiff. You can keel him now.
In the North Pole...
Gerard: Santa Clause? :]
Mikey: Gerard, Santa isn't real. Even -I- know that.
Gerard: -Gerardtears.- WHAT!
Mikey: -Facepalm.-
Gerard: I want to see Santa and the reindeddeer! I want to give them carrots. I like carrots and peas. They taste yummy in my tummy. -Takes out roast beef.-
Mikey: Me too? :]
Gerard: No.
Mikey: -Gerardface.-
Gerard: :]
Santa: Ho ho ho!
Gerard: WHO YOU CALLING HOE?! ...HOE.
Santa: -_-;
Gerard: Woah Mikey. You've gotten pretty big.
Mikey: That's Santa, dumbass.
Gerard: Mikey, shut up for a minute. So, Mikey. Why are you so fat?--
Santa: ...I'm Santa Clause.
Gerard: --Because you used to be SOO skinny that I could put you through a paper shreader. Want to see me play the trumpet?
Santa: He's so stupid.
Mikey: I know. I can't believe we're related.
Gerard: RAWR I'M A LION!-- Mikey, we're not related. You're adopted.
Mikey: O_O_O_O_O;
Gerard: AHAHAHA! FAT MIKEY! DID YOU SEE SKINNY MIKEY'S FACE! AHAHAHA! It was all O_O_O; And I laugheded.
Santa: O. M. G.
Gerard: That means oh my God. :]
Santa: Want your present?
Gerard: -Nods rapidly.-
Santa: GO CATCH THE PRESENT! -Throws gift.-
Gerard: -Goes to run but stops.- Wait. What if you threw the past? Or the future? Why is it just the present?
Santa: ...
Mikey: ...
Reindeer: ...
Carrot: ...
Snow Cone: ...
Penguin: ...
Gerard: OH I LOVES TEH PENGUINS! ^_^;
Rock: ...
Gerard: OH I LOVES TEH PENGUINS! ^_^;
Rock: I = rock.
Gerard: We will. We will. ROCK YOU. -Slaps leg and Gee giggles.-
Santa: ...What was your Christmas wish again, Mikey?
Mikey: To get a--
MCRmy: -Gets ready to through snowballs.-
Mikey: --cross the world from Gerard.
Santa: Well slap my leg and call me Shirley! That's what I was thinking too!
Gerard: -Slaps Santa's leg.- HI SHIRLEY! Actually, I thought your name was Fat Mikey. That's what I put on your Christmas card. -Takes out Queen CD.-
Mikey: That's a CD.
Gerard: OH I MAKE CDs! ^_^!
Mikey: I do too...
Gerard: No you don't. You just WANT to make CDs. But you really don't. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
Mikey: K. We = leaving now.
Gerard: NO I WANT TO STAY WITH THE MAN!
Santa: I HAVE A FUCKING NAME.
Gerard: Yes, we're playing at the Give It A Name gig. :] You can come if you'd like...
Mikey: -Drags Gerard off.-
In Bryar Tower...
Danica: So then I rode a horse over to David Bowie's house and asked him for a cup of sugar.
Bob: ...
Danica: :]
Bob: What?
Danica: Oh. You weren't listening.
Bob: :]
Danica: :]
Simmons: :]
Bob: I thought I fired you.
Simmons: :[
Danica: Want to go join the marching band with me?
Bob: Sure what the heck
-some random place-
*Mikey's cell phone rings*
Gee: Oh that sounds like a school bell oh I remember back in the day....I went to art school good times good times, oh yeah once I went dressed up as a ch-
Mikey: Shurrup *answers phone*
Billie Joe Armstrong: (hillbilly accent) Well a hick hick hello thar lil Milton can I can I speak ta Steve? A hick hick hick!!
*Passes phone to Gerard*
Gee: Hi Billie what do you want?
B-J A: a hick hick, well I I just wanted to say we got 3 brit awards last night and you didn't even get a nomination Kthx BYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! We rock you doooooonnnnn'''ttttt!!!!
Gee: -under breath- futhin mucker.....so back to the story I went to school dressed as a chick and everyone was like woooowwww that chick is hawt cos ya know I-
Mikey: Shut up.
Gee: You told me to shut up! -emotears- oh look a KITTEN!!
-Bob appears-
DB: Kitten? Who said kitten? oh jow I love KITTENS!! I mean oh its you mwuahaha we have Cheif FIAB hahahaha!!
Gee: Don't you mean Chief? He's native ame-
Mikey: SHUT UP HE IS NOT MOTHER FRANKING NATIVE AMERICAN!!
Gee: You said the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WOORRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
Mikey: Shut up! and Bob we gonna kick your ass!
Bob: Oh really? You and what Army?
MCRmy: ^_^!!!!
Mikey: That Rmy hahah!!
Gee: Can't we just be friends? You know we could have a PJ party at Bryar tower oh how I loveeeeeee PJ PARTIES!! OH OH I COULD PAINT YOUR NAIIIILLLLLLLLLLSSSS!!!
Bob: Sure ^_^ lets be friends!!!
Gee: Really?
Bob: Nope. MWUAHAHAHAHA!! Man I'm good some might even say bigger than jebus....
Gee:!! Jebus is a funny name! Mind you so is alot of names. I once new this person and he had a really funny name....
Mikey: Now you've got him started!!
Bob: I love being able to dissapear -disapears-
Gee: He was great fun1 We went to art skl together...
Mikey:Gerard, STFU!!
MCRmy: -Nods in agreement-
//
I also have story time, which I will make a thread for it. xDGerard: -walks to desk and sets down.- ... -looks around and adjusts items on desk.- ... -looks at pencil sharpener.- ... -starts to put finger in sharpener.-
Mikey: -busts in.- GERARD.
Gerard: WHAT?!
Mikey:
! We have a case.Gerard: Oh. We have a what???
Mikey: -le sigh.- A case. You have to investigate something.
Gerard: Oh. Okay.
Mikey: C'mon. -walks out.-
Gerard: -starts to put finger in sharpener.- ...
Mikey: COME ON!
Gerard: AHRHJHSD! COMING! -gets up and walks out.-
Mikey and Gerard arrive at the scene of the crime.
Ray:
-dead laying in chalk circle and is bald.-Gerard:
!Mikey: So. There's been a murder.
Gerard: Isn't is suspicious how the body landed right into the chalk outline?
Everyone: -_-; -le sigh.-
Gerard: WHAT?! I'm serious.
Mikey: Gerard.. The chalk outline is made AFTER the murder.
Gerard: AH! So this is the murderers calling card.. He is the.. Chalk Outline Killer.
Mikey: -_-;
Frank: Hello, Inspector Way... and.. Younger Way.
Mikey: Hello, Cheif Iero.
MCRmy: ITS IN A BLANKET!
Mikey: -_-; I mean.. Chief In A Blanket.
Gerard: Hey. Are you a Native American?
Frank: Why?
Gerard: Because they have names like.. ' Sitting Wolf. ' I thought.. In A Blanket would be your..--
Frank: He's the inspector?
Gerard: --Native name. If I was a Native American.. I think my name would be--
Mikey: -_-; I know. Funny, isn't it?
Gerard: -- ' One who sticks Microphone in mouth. ' Like so. -sticks microphone in mouth.-
Mikey: Gerard..
Gerard: Alkdklsdfhdf?
Mikey: Gerard...
Gerard: Asldkjfsahdfkjashd?!
Mikey: -sigh.- ANYDIRECTION. Look.. Its Ray.
Gerard: WAY?
MCRmy: -cracks up.-
Gerard: Whatadslkfjslkdjf?
MCRmy: You said--
Mikey: Seriously, Can we skip it this time?
MCRmy: You owe us one.
Mikey: Sure. Anydirection. Look he's missing his fro.
Gerard: -removes microphone.- Hm. Maybe.. No.. That couldn't be it.
Mikey: What?
Gerard: Maybe his head was hott.. so he took it off.
Mikey: -_-;
Frank: We believe that DiaBobical Bob was the culprit.
Mikey: DIABOBICAL BOB! I thought he was in the Insane Asylum.
Frank: He escaped a few days ago.
Mikey: Hm..
Gerard: HEY!
Mikey and Frank: What?
Gerard: NOOOTIIICCCEE MEEE! -touches self.-
Mikey: OH GOD! -covers eyes.-
MCRmy: -blindfolds.-
Mikey: -drags Gerard off.-
Meanwhile...
DiaBobical Bob: Hello, Archibald.
Fro: Long time, no see, DB.
DiaBobical Bob: I see you are doing well.
Fro: I'm married now.
DB: Oh really? Thats nice. -sips tea.-
Fro: Indeed. -sips.-
DB: I think we are in the matter of discussing our future plans for world domination.
Fro: Is that so? -Munches on pretzel.-
DB: Indeed. I feel we need this plan to be big. -Charges up lawnmower.-
Fro: Big like the Fro. -Plugs in toaster.-
DB: Indeed, big like you. -Drives car off cliff.-
Meanwhile...
Gerard: So, this, Chalk Mystery Meat. Is HE Native American?
Mikey: -Facepalm.-
Gerard: I'm serious, Mikey. He could be named "Man With Chalk". It'll be easier for the investigation, won't it?
Frank: Inspector Way. PLEASE.
Gerard: Sorry, my zipper is down.
Frank:
;Gerard: Damn. I get the only straight chief in NJ!
Frank: -Le sigh.- Younger Way, I am assuming you'll be the brains of this organization.
Mikey: -Nods.- I'm all brains.
Gerard: Actually, my younger brother, you're body is composed mostly of water.
Mikey: ...Let's go investigate the fucking case.
Gerard: -Puts on Yankees hat.- Let's do this.
Mikey and Gerard walk through the streets of New York.
Gerard: -walks up to hotdog stand.-
Mikey: Gerard, We have no time for food. -whispers to self; 'I can't believe I said that. '-
Gerard: I do. -shoves microphone in mouth.- I ANT UN HDJKHSDKJFHSDHJSD.
Hot Dog Guy:
! What?Gerard: A ALKDKJSLDJLDSDLJKDLJK.
HDG:
! WHAT?!?!?!Gerard: SDKJSDKSJDKJDSHKSDJHD. A LLKHJKJKJK.
HDG: -looks at Mikey.- What is he saying?
Gerard: dfkjsdjjkdsjkdsJKKJASKHJKH!!!
Mikey: No idea.
Gerard:
SKLDJDSJSDJDJKSDKJK.Mikey: -_-;
HDG: We are closed.
Gerard:
!HDG: GO--
MCRmy: -tenses up.-
HDG: ... Go to another hot dog stand.
MCRmy: Aw... -sigh.-
Gerard: K. dkljlksdjfslskdjf, Mikey?
Mikey: Yeah. Sure. Okay, Gerard.
Gerard: sdkksjdksjksdkjhdjk-- -takes microphone out of mouth.-
Mikey: -facepalm.- K'so. Where to first?
Gerard: Hm. We look for.. ZE CULPRIT!
Mikey: -_-;
Mikey and Gerard walk into a NY office building, which was where Ray was murdered. Well, outside of it anybryar.
Mikey: Let's go up to the front desk and ask if they saw anyone suspicious.
Gerard: Right.
Mikey: Excuse me, but--
Gerard: Hi. Can I get a large fry, no salt. And, uhh, Mikey, you want anything?
Mikey: Gerard, this is an office building.
Gerard: Look, do you want something or not? -Mutters: 'WTF am I saying?!'-
Mikey: -Le sigh.-
Gerard: Yeah. Just make it a large fry. -Takes out credit card.-
Lady At Desk: ...
Gerard: What? You only pay in cash?
LAD: ...
Gerard: ...
LAD: ...
Gerard: ...
LAD: ...
Gerard: ...FINE. I'll just give you a check then.
Mikey: Excuse me miss--
Gerard: Which reminds me of that one Jay-Z song. Where he's like "Excuse me, miss" and that's all I remember.
Mikey: --Did you see anyone suspicious near the time of Mr.Toro's death?
LAD: Actually I saw--
Gerard: Dude, this isn't important. Let's go somewhere where they actually TAKE my order. -Drags Mikey out.-
Mikey: We couldn've gotten a big clue there! Gah. -Facepalm.-
Gerard: Yeah but the clue wouldn't have had anything to do with the fact that I AM HUNGRY.
Mikey: I'm actually kinda hungry too--
Gerard: No you're not.
Mikey: ...K.
Meanwhile...
DB: So, Fro. Let's get down to business.
Fro: Yes. Since I have a built-in radar system, I have tracked down that two people are looking after the case.
DB: Hmm. Describe them to me.
Fro: One seems to disappear everytime he turns sideways, and the other seems to have stupid written all over him.
MCRmy: You just said way.
DB: HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE!
MCRmy: ...
! -Runs.-Fro: Inferial mortals.
DB: Percisely.
Mikey and Gerard walk in MacDonalds.
Lady: HI! May I take your order?
Gerard: FINALLY!
Mikey: -_-; -walks out.-
Gerard: GET BACK HERE.
Lady:
! Excuse me.. Are you a vampire?Gerard:
! No. But I get that a lot. I should like.. act like one. I should--Mikey: Dude... Seriously, Now you got him started.
Gerard: --Like.. Change my name to Count Gerard-ula. Yeah. That sounds cool. One time.. I wanted to be a Native American..--
Lady: What would you like?
Gerard: My name was gonna be ' One Who Sticks Microphone in mouth' but I changed my mind. Oh. He's my brother and we are at MacDonalds. OH! And.. You are a woman--
Mikey: Just a large fry and a toy please.
Lady: Boy or girl toy?
Gerard: --I went to a museum once.. on an Art School Field trip.. and I saw a nekkid lady in a painting. It was weird. I think I pointed that out and everyone looked at me. I was really mis--
Mikey: Boy toy, please.
Lady: Okay. Thats.. 5 dollars canadian, please.
Mikey: But we are in New York.
Lady: I know.. But their money is soo colorful.
Gerard: --understood. I was like batman. But not Micheal Keaton Batman.. or.. Val Kilmer.. or George Clooney Batman.. but like... Adam West Batman.. I like batman. I also like Wolverine. He's cool.. He has claws.--
Mikey: Okay. here. Kthnxbye. -drags Gerard-
Gerard: HEY! I WASN'T DONE TALKING TO -- OH YOU HAVE A TOY! GIMME!!
Gerard: -Drives Hot Wheel car on the hand rails.-
Mikey: So, now that you've eaten. Can we start on this case now?
Gerard: -Drives car on Mikey's face.- VROOOOOM VROOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Passer By-ers: Aww, look at that nice boy looking after his retarded brother. How sweet. :]
Gerard: -Sticks microphone in mouth.- DPIGJROIGHSOIH8GID4.
Mikey: 4?
Gerard: RWGSG.
Mikey: -Le sigh.- Why couldn't I have had Inspector Frank as my partner?
Gerard: -Takes out microphone.- Because I'm so much more prettier--
Mikey: Yeah. Okay.
Gerard: --And I have better sense of style. Maybe we should name myself 'Style Guru' or 'Debbie'.
;-Cell phone rings.-
Mikey: Gerard, your cell phone is ringing.
Gerard: ...It's kinda kinky! ^_^;
Mikey: Oh. My. God.
Gerard: -Answers.- YO, FOO.
Voice: ...Hello mortal.
Gerard: Yeah. I wanted to try out for the part of the lamp post in Mortal Combat. But they wouldn't let me.
Voice: DOOOOOOOM ON YOUUUUUUU.
Gerard: Doom? Isn't that a movie? OMIGOSH! ARE YOU CALLING ME TO BE THE LEAD PART?! ^_^;
Voice: -Le sigh.- No.
Gerard: ...
Voice: ...
Gerard: ...
Voice: ...
Gerard: ...Is the lead part a pretty guy? I can do that. ^_^;
Voice: ...Whatever. -Hangs up.-
Mikey: Who was that?
Gerard: I think it was George Lopez.
Mikey: ...Oh.
Meanwhile...
Fro: -Hangs up phone.-
DB: And?
Fro: Yeah, I was right. He IS retarded.
DB: -Cackling laughter.-
Fro: MWAHAHAHA.
DB: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Fro: MWAHAHAHAHA-- -Cough attack.-
DB: Woah, you okay?
Fro: Yeah. Froball. Sorry.
Mikey: George Lopez, What?
Gerard: I'm gonna be in the movie Doom. I like that game. Its not as good as Warcraft. Did you know that--
Mikey: -sigh.-
Gerard: -- I TOTALLY PWNED THIS GUY IN WARCRAFT IT WAS COOL! Oh. Dude. Speaking of which.. We need to go to the book store.
Mikey: Finally. To look up articles on DiaBobical Bob?
Gerard: DiaBobical What? No. To get me a new D&D book. My brokeded. I also need to get some more dice. I losted mine. I like adding 'ed' to stuffed.--
Mikey: I hate you.
Gerard: Whoa. It didn't work that time. I HAVE A CAR! VROOOM VROOM! -runs forward.-
Mikey: I'm gonna shoot myself. SERIOUSLY. -Mikey's cell rings, he answers it.- Hello?
Frank: So. How's it going?
Mikey: SAVE ME.
Gerard: OH! IS IT GEORGE LOPEZ?! TELL HIM I SAY HI!
Mikey: NO! ITS FRANK!
Gerard: OH! TELL HIM I SAY, ' How. ' -holds up hand.-
Mikey: -_-;
Frank: Not well I presume.
Mikey: Save me.
Frank: No. We found out.. IT IS DIABOBICAL BOB!
Mikey: AWESOME! Wheres he located?
Frank: He has the Archibald Fro. We think They might be unstoppable.
Mikey: What? I'm sorry. Gerard was making microphone noises in my ear.
Frank: -sigh.- Call me when you get to Bryar Tower.
Mikey: Bryar Tower? You mean...
Frank: Yes. Millionaire Robert Bryar is DiaBobical Bob.
Mikey: I can't believe that.
Frank: Yeah, dude. I know.
Gerard: I CAN COUNT TO POTATOE!
Mikey: Bye. -hangs up.-
Gerard: Oh, yeah. He wants me to be the star.
Starr: THAT WAS SOOO MY NAME!
Mikey: -sigh.-
Gerard: ZOMFG! I KNOW YOU!
Starr: I know you too.
Laurie: I know YOUR FACE!
Gerard: Tell it I say HI!
Laurie: Okay.
Gerard: kthnx.
Mikey: Okay. To--
Gerard: TRUMP TOWER!
Mikey: -_-; No. Bryar Tower.
Gerard: Same difference.
Meanwhile.
Bob: -looks at papers, then looks at suspiciouly familiar fro paper weight.-
Simmons: Sir?
Bob: YOU'RE FIRED!
Simmons:
Bob: Okay. I'm sorry. You get another chance.
Simmons:
Bob: I lied.
Simmons:
Bob: I lied again.
Simmons:
Bob: Go to your office.
Simmons:
Yes, Sir.Bob: To clean it out.
Simmons:
Bob: I lie. Sorry. Bye! -waves.-
Simmons: -leaves.-
Danica: -walks in.- HEY BOSS!
Bob: Hello, Minnion. How goes it?
Danica: So, so.
Bob: Find out anything about Inspector Way?
Danica: -holds up Coo-coo clock.-
Clock: COO-COO. COO-COO.
Bob: Excellent.
!Danica: -Puts clock to the side.- Yes. He's crazy.
DB: That is what I am assuming from that clock you had just shown me.
Danica: Robert?
DB: Don't call me that.
Danica: Say Robert, we still on for mini golf Saturday?
DB: -Nods.-
Danica: Sick shit. Bye. -Dissolves.-
DB: That was kinda... cool.
Fro: -Zooms in on wheelchair.-
DB: Yo.
Fro: Hello.
Meanwhile...
Gerard: OH! I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts!
Mikey: -Plugs ears.-
Gerard: THERE THEY ARE ALL STANDING IN A ROW! TIDDLE-DEE-WINKS!
Mikey: Shut. Up. Please.
Gerard: Mikey, guess what.
Mikey: What.
Gerard: We're on a dog sled.
Mikey: Very good, Gerard.
Gerard: Because... because... OH! PICK ME! PICK ME!
Mikey: Okay. Gerard, yes?
Gerard: We're on a dogsled to go to DiaBobical Bob's Tower up in Alaska.
Mikey: Very good. You get a gold star.
Starr: MY NAME = AGAIN!
Gerard: Hi, want to play Uno?
Starr: Not particularly.
Gerard: ...Oh.
Danica: And I said, How are you gonna get the tank to the planet.. and He said, With this ship.. AND I said.. If you have a ship large enough to put a tank on.. why not put guns on the ship and call it a tank.
Frank: Who are you again?
Danica: Um. Louise.
Frank: Oookay?
Danica: I work at Bryar Tower.
Frank:
!Danica: As an accountant.
Frank: -sigh.- Oh.
Danica: I need you to call off the investigation. We have discovered Ray killed himself.
Frank: But he was shot in the back.
Danica: DON'T QUESTION THE FRO. -bites and runs.-
Frank: OW!
Elsewhere.
Eskimos: -blink.-
Gerard: So. Do you guys really eat Whale fat?
Eskimos:
!Mikey: Where's Bryar Tower?
Gerard: Because I think that could make you fat.. and being fat is not pretty. Look at Anna Nicole-Smith. She was NOT pretty fat.. I think she was really a--
Mikey: Because we are going there.. and We need to solve a case.
Gerard: --Whale. Did you eat her? I liked her show. I also like peguins. Do you have peguins here? Because I like them. They are neat.
Eskimo: We take you to Bryar Tower.
Mikey: THANKS!
Eskimo: Just get him to shut up.
Gerard: Shut up and Pray.. or was it Shut up and Play. I like Disenchanted.. I also like Peanuts --
MCRmy: ZOMFG! I LOVE THE PEANUTSSSSSSS!
Gerard: -- and Crackers. OMG DO I LOVE CRACKERS! HEY CAN I MAKE A SNOW ANGEL!
Mikey: -puts a muzzle on Gerard.-
Eskimos: YAY!
Bryar Tower.
Simmons: Mr.Bryar...
Bob:
! STFU! I'M BEING EVIL!Simmons:
! Bob: I mean.. I like cats. -points at Kittens and Cats calender. -
Gerard: -cell phone rings- ZOMFGZ. WHAT IS THAT NOISE.
Mikey: ...-.-;; It's a cell phone.
Gerard: Oh, yes. A cell phone. You see, my two dimensional companion, I am an investigator, top notch. Because of this I need special tools and equipment to track down evil friends--
Mikey: I think you mean fiends--
Gerard: --and for that I need the latest in technology, such as cell phones and the internet.
Mikey: ...
Gerard: ...
Mikey: ...
Gerard: ...
Mikey: ...
Gerard: ...
Mikey: ...Just answer the fucking cell phone.
Gerard: Mmkay. ^_^ -answers- Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?
Brian: ...No, I--
Gerard: I take cash -and- credit, if that's your concern.
Brian: No that's not it, I just--
Gerard: WHAT, AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? OH WHAT IS IT BIG GUY? IS IT BECAUSE I'M NATIVE AMERICAN?!?
Mikey: Gerard you're not native american.
Gerard: I feel like that time I went through my identity crisis...and someone had stolen my identity along with my credit card. And I didn't know who I was for three days.
Brian: ...Hello? HELLO? Is anyone there?
Gerard: Hi, may I help you?
Brian: -sigh- Finally. Inspector. W--
MCRmy: -takes breath-
Brian: --We have run into a sudden complication.
MCRmy:
Gerard: Complication?
Brian: Yes, I--
Gerard: Is the baby going to survive?
Brian: ...Wait, what? No, I mean... -sigh- Let's start over. Inspector my name is Brian, I manage the CSI--
Gerard: I watch that show on tv sometimes.
Brian: --team that has been working closely with Chief In A Blanket on a couple of cases, including the one you have been assigned to. However earlier today, as my team and I went to report some evidence to the chief, we made an unfortunate discovery. It is my displeasure to inform you that it seems Frank has been kidnapped.
Gerard:
OH NOES!!Brian: ...Er, yes. It would seem that until further notice, you are in charge of this case. We don't know much about this particular incident so far, but it seems obvious that this kidnapping directly relates to the murder case of Mr. Raymond Toro. Apparently he was shopping for platform shoes in a local shoe store. The only available employee there was in the back room at the time but she has provided some evidence. She says that she heard someone enter the door, and following that, she heard a voice whom she believes to have belonged to a woman, say, "Your mom....is in this box. Come in and see her." Afterwards, Frank exclaimed, "MOM?!" she then heard a snap of a lid, and some muffled screams. But by the time she got out of the back room, no one else was in the store. In fact the only evidence proving Frank had been there at all was the pair of shoes Frank had been wearing when he walked in to the store. They were still there.
Gerard: ZOMFGZ@!!
Brian: Yes, I know, it is tragic--
Gerard: HIS FEET MUST BE, LIKE, SOOOO COLD!
Brian: ...-.-;; I'm feeling my IQ start to drop. Could you please tell me what our next move is?
Gerard: Yes, knight to E5.
Brian: ...?
Gerard: ...This isn't chess?
Brian: NO. I meant in the MURDER CASE.
Gerard: Oh. Oh. Hmmm..."Your mom is in this box." ....OH! BUT OF COURSE!
Brian:
Mikey:
Eskimos:
: Brian: Yes?
Gerard: ATTENTION! PLEASE GATHER YOUR TEAM TOGETHER. ROUND UP EVERYONE IN THE SURROUNDING AREA NAMED MOM
Brian: ...
Gerard: I went to the mall yesterday and I saw this ... guy.
Brian: Yeah?
Gerard: Yeah. He looked like me with glasses--
Brian: I'm hanging up now. -Hangs up.-
Gerard: --And he looked like me.
Mikey: OMG.
Gerard: What is it, apple dumpling? :]
Mikey: ...
Gerard: ...
Mikey: ...
Gerard: ...
Mikey: What're we supposed to do with Frank?! HE WAS MY ONLY OTHER SMART FRIEND!
Gerard: I have waffles today for breakfast. They were so good. I also had chocolate milk--
Dubya: Waffles.
Gerard: --All on top of a red placemat.
Mikey: So, do you think that Frank could be at Bryar Tower?
Gerard: Only if he believes! -Sings.-
Eskimo: Still have muzzle?
Mikey: No, he actually ate it.
Gerard: :]
Eskimo: You as stupid as my left foot.
Gerard: Aww! ^_^; Thank you!--
Eskimo: -Facepalm.-
Gerard: --Actually, I'm the lead role for DOOM. Did you know that? Do you guys get TV up here? I want birthday cake.
Mikey: How much farther until Bryar Tower?
Eskimo: ...
Mikey: ...
Eskimo: ...
Mikey: ...
Eskimo: Bryar what?
Mikey: ZOMGZ. Where is my Smashing Pumpkins CD?! -Puts on ear phones and goes all fangirl.-
Gerard: THIS IS NO TIME FOR MUSIC! -- Hey look! A penguin! ^_^; -Points to a rock.-
Mikey: ZOMFGZ!111!!! I LOVES TEH SMASHING PUMPKINZ!!11!!11!spatula!!!111!
Eskimo: We take you to Wal*Mart. :]
Mikey: -Takes off earphones.- GAH. NO! BRYAR TOWER!
Gerard: -Pets rock.- Such a nice hippo. :]
Bob: -_-;
Simmons: So, Thats why.. I would like a raise. Thats my proposal.
Danica:
! PROPOSAL. TO... BOB?! NO. -attacks.-Bob:
;Simmons: ARGH! MY LEG!
Bob: Danica... Please stop.
Danica: -chomping on Simmons' leg.- Yesh, Sire.
Simmons: :/ Can I have a raise?
Bob: ... What are you gonna do for me?
Simmons: ??
Bob: I want you to hit yourself.
Simmons:
! -hits self.-Bob: Harder. You won't break.
Simmons: -hits harder.-
Bob: Good. Now, kiss the fro and say, 'Archibald, I had a real good time. '
Simmons:
! -kisses the fro---Fro: -eats Simmons.-
Danica: -giggles.-
Bob: So, Danica. Wanna play tabletennis?
Danica: Sure, what the heck!
In Alaskan Wilderness.
Mikey: ... I hate the eskimos.
Eskimos: YOU = PROFIT!
Gerard: I made a profit once. It was like... I was selling lemonade and people were like, ' OMIGOSH! Is that lemonade. ' and I was like, ' Why yes it is.' --
Mikey: -le sigh, picks up cell and calls Starr.-
Starr: -hears cell phone ringing.- ... -picks it up.- Speak to me.
Mikey: Hey, Starr? Its Mikey. Like.. we are SOOOOOOOOOO fucked.. can you help?
Starr: ... Who's we?
Mikey: ... Um. Gerard and --
Starr: Nope. Sorry. I'm booked.
Mikey: No. Starr. Haven't you been watching the movie. He's... alittle off.
Starr: -narrows eyes.- Like how?
Gerard: One time. I thought lemonade came from your body.. like.. the yellow stuff.. and I drank it.. But. It wasn't lemonade. It was.. -whispers.- pee pee.
Starr: ...
Mikey: Well..
Starr: Can I bring a friend?
Mikey: Who?
Starr: Laurie.
Mikey: -_-;
Starr: C'mon.
Mikey: Okay.
Starr: -yells.- LAURIE GET THE CAMERA GERARD'S GONE RETARDED! -hangs up.-
Mikey: -sigh, hangs up.- So. What now.
Eskimos: We worship the profit.
Gerard: You know. I want a ball of string. I could play with that for about 5 thousand-- OH! Hey, can we go sleding? Are we camping? Can I make S'mores? OH! I want a lolly pop. COOKIES! -sings.- DANCE DANCE. -jumps up and down.-
Mikey:
; Oh God.In California.
Laurie: So, I said to my mom. ' MOM I'M GOING TO CALI!' It was very ace.
Starr's Mum: I see. And you're the one from Tennessee?
Laurie: Yup.
Starr's Mum: 'kay.
Starr: Okay. I'm ready.
Laurie: I was having a nice convo with your mum.
Starr's Mum: Hokay so..--
Starr: WHAT DID I SAY? WHAT DID I SAY! I AM COPYWRIGHTING IT SO YOU! CAN'T SAY IT!
Starr's Mum:
Laurie: Whoa. You can do that?
Starr: Yes.
Laurie: I wish I had known that. I would have copywrighted 'Your Face' so My mum wouldn't say it.
Starr: Got the camera?
Laurie: Si, mi amigo.
Starr: Okay. Bye Mum. We are off to Alaska.
Starr's Mum:
! Okay. Laurie: When we make this tape.. Can I sell it on Ebay? PLEASE! Omigod.. Think of the profit!
Gerard: OKAY. ENOUGH PLAYING AROUND! TO THE TOWER!
Mikey: Well Its about time.
Eskimos: We have candyland.
Gerard: -squee.- CANDY!
Mikey: -facepalm.-
Eskimo 1: -whispers- Call Mr.Bryar.
Eskimo 2: Si.
Gerard: I like gummy bears.. I also like Twizzlers. Oh! Have you ever met the Native American named Chief In A Blanket. I like him. One time. I talked to George Lopez. We are friends.
Mikey: I wish I was an only child.
At the mini golf course.
Bob: -meow mix ringtone on cell phone rings.-
Danica: MEOW MEOW MEOW! ^_^
Bob: -answers.- Hello?
Eskimo: We have him distracted.
Gerard: I WANNA BE GREEEN!
Bob: Excellent.
Gerard: IS THAT MARTINA MCBRIDE? TELL HER I SAY 'HOWDY!'
Bob:
Eskimo: Can I kill him?
Danica: You're turn, big man!
Bob: I gotta go.
Eskimo: PLEASE.
Bob: -hangs up.-
Danica: Want a happy meal?
Bob: Can I have a toy?
Danica: Sure!
On a plane to Alaska.
Laurie: HI! Can I have some peanuts?
Lady: Yes.
Starr: Can I?
Lady: No. We don't have anymore. We have biscotti.
Laurie:
Oh no.Starr: -anger.-
Laurie: Meep.
Starr: -_-; I hate biscotti. YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FUCKING BISCOTTI AND SHOVE IT IN YOUR ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Everyone:
Laurie: You can have mine.
Starr: ;D -contento.-
Laurie: -relief.-
British Accented Voice: Hello.
Starr and Laurie: Hello?
BAV: Are you the one's going to save Inspector Way?
S&L: Yeah.
BAV: Well. Hi! Its me, Momma Tiff!
S&L:
!Tiff: -ninja gear.-
! Sorry. I was just being scary. Anydirection. I'm here to um.. help.. yeah. Okay.Starr: To help pet?
Tiff: Thats not british slang.
Starr:
Laurie: Okay. Now we are an Army of 3.
MCRmy: WHAT ARE WE CHOPPED LIVER?
Tiff, Laurie, Starr:
! No.MCRmy: Okay.
Starr: Let me call Mikey.. Wait. I left my cell phone at the Airport. ;/
At the Airport.
Bonnie:
! Starr's cell phone. Hm. Well. I'm getting on this plane to Alaska to see my husband. I might as well hold on to it. I might see her!Danica: I beat you at table tennis! HA HA!
DB: No you didn't.
Danica: ...Oh.
DB: :]
Danica: :] -Takes out banana.-
DB: Where did you get that?
Danica: Vending machine.
Fro: Yo.
Danica: Fro rhymes with yo.
Fro: Why did you hire her?
DB: :]
Danica: :]
Fro: Well, Inspector Way and Younger Way, two other girls and some eskimos are coming to Bryar Tower soon.
DB: Soon?
Fro: Yeah. They're lost in Wal*Mart.
Danica: I bought a hampster from Wal*Mart one time.
Fro: ...
DB: ...
Danica: And his name was Clinko. :]
DB: We must prepare for these people!
Danica: Right. -Takes out whipper snipper.-
Fro: -Cough.-
Meanwhile...
Gerard: So then I says to her, I says to her. I says hi. And she was like hey--
Starr: -Grits teeth.-
Mikey: Shhhhh, Gerard. Shhhh. PLEASE.
Gerard: --How's it going? And I was all SLAP. And then I gave her a piggy back ride. Can we play badminton?
Starr: Why are we here again, Mikey?
Mikey: We're on the w--
MCRmy: -Gets ready.-
Mikey: --winter expedition for Bryar Tower.
Eskimos: Bryar what? We take you to Wal*Mart. :]
Mikey: KJWDGIHSOUGHSEOUG!!!
Gerard: I can do that too! See? -Sticks microphone in mouth.- KDJFGIDHGOISHGOIAEHG!
Laurie: I'm going to stick that microphone somewhere else if you don't shut up.
-Dog sled pulls up in front of Wal*Mart.-
Starr: This store has my name in it. Kthnx.
Gerard: No it doesn't.
Starr: Uh huh.
Gerard: Nuh uh, YOU LIE!
Starr: * = star...r.
Gerard: That's an astra, FINKLEBOOTS!
Starr: ...
Gerard: ...
Laurie: ...
Mikey: ...
Eskimo: ...
Dog: ...
Twizzler: ...
*: ...
... : ...
Gerard: So then... it would be called "WalStarrMart"?
Starr: Correctimoto.
Gerard: To the louvre! -Points to sky and runs into Wal*Mart.-
Laurie: Ierokomos.
Gerard: Why are we here again? -Checks out winter tires.-
Mikey: We're lost and we NEED to get to Bryar Tower!
Gerard: -Goes up to sales person.- Hi. :]
Sales Person: Hi, may I help you?
Gerard: I need new winter tires for my dog sled. Any suggestions?
SP:
;Gerard: I can do that too!
;Mikey:
;Laurie:
;Starr:
;Eskimo:
;Winter Tires:
;Gerard: If you spell my naje backwards, it's Drareg.
Book:
;Poster:
;Action Figure:
;Gerard: I can count to purple backwards.
Snake:
;;: ;Gerard: Count Chocula cereal is good. I wonder who came up with the word cereal. How big is my cheek structure?
Mikey: How far from here is Bryar Tower?
Eskimo: We do not know of this... Bryar Tower. We sorry.
Gerard: Hi Sorry, I'm Gerard. :]
Eskimo: ...We also sorry that you are related to this man.
Gerard: ^_^;
Mikey: So am I. So am I.
Gerard: Yeah me too.
Everyone:
;Gerard: -Munches on Laurie's arm.-
Laurie: -_-;
Gerard: -Backs up.-
Laurie: I swear to--
Gerard: SORRY, Cookiemonster!!
Laurie: THATS IT! -whacks Gerard with rock.-
Mikey:
!Tiff:
!Starr:
!Eskimos:
!! : !Dogsled:
!Peguin:
!Gerard: OW! FUTHIN' MUCKER! Gah.
! Where are we? Oh yeah. On a case. Bryar Tower. C'mon, guys. -walks toward the tower.-Mikey:
! Laurie. What did you do?Laurie: I made him... smart?
Everyone: WOOO! -confetti.-
Giant Rock: -falls on Gerard.-
Everyone: -le sigh.- Damn.
Danica( on a cliff.): -evil laughter.- I WIN! -dissappears.-
At Bryar Tower.
Bob: -pokes Frank.-
Frank: Stop it.
Bob: -pokes.-
Frank: STOP IT.
Bob: Okay. Enough fun. I have to call the internation lord of Evil. -picks up phone, and dials.-
Answering Machine: HI! You've reached the evil phone of the lord of Evil, Billy Joe Armstrong! ;D Sorry, I'm not there to answer.. But you see, I'm in Green Day and we are really famous and stuff. So, I'm probably out being famous. I'm also evil.. so.. I might be out being evil. So yeah. If this is Steve Way, HI! Okay, Bye! -click.-
Bob: Whoa. That was long. Hello, Lord. I'm just calling to say I have Chief In a Blanket. k. bye.
Frank:
!Bob: What?
Frank: Billie Joe is the Lord of Evil?
Laurie: -__-; YES HE IS.
Bob: GET OUT!
Laurie: Sorry. -teleports.-
Frank: Should'a known.
Bob: Yeah. Its obvious.
Frank: So.. What's up with that girl?
Bob: Laurie? She comes and goes.
Frank: No.. The Canadian.
Bob: OH! Danica. She's my best friend.
Frank: Oh.
Bob: Yeah.
Frank: Can we play yatzee?
Bob: Um.. No.
Frank:
(On a plane:
Bonnie: -sits by a familiar man.-
Familiar Man: -looks at Bonnie.-
Bonnie: ZEE OH EM EFF GEE ZEE! YOUR TOM GREEN!
Tom Green: Yeah. I know.
Bonnie: -_-; You should answer you're cell phone.
Tom Green: Sorry.
Bonnie: Its okay. Hey...
Tom Green: What?
Bonnie: Do the cheese helmet thing!
Tom Green: YOU CAN'T HURT ME! NOT WITH MY CHEESE HELMET!
Bonnie:
((((((((((((((((((( I MISS LAURIE. HER HEART NEEDS A CHEESE HELMET! EL OH ELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!Tom Green: Why are you going to Alaska?
Bonnie: I'm married to an Afro.
Tom Green: Whoa. I'm going to enterntain an Afro.
Bonnie: WEIRD!
Tom Green: I KNOW!
Frank: So, yeah. And that's basically why Bob is the meaning of life.
Danica: Hmm, now I understand.
Bob: Such a sweet story, eh?
Danica: ^_^;
Everyone:
Danica: Bob just said eh! ^_^;
Bob: ...
MCRmy: Bob just said way?
Danica: No. Eh. Like, Canadian eh?
MCRmy: ...Oh.
Fro: Get out.
MCRmy:
Meanwhile...
Gerard: Jesus probably dropped a rock on me because I am SO pretty.
Laurie: You realize that makes NO sense at all.
Gerard: It makes sense. I want some corn on the cob. How's my hair doing today?
Gerard's Hair: Pretty crappy.
Gerard: Sweeeeeeeeeet.
Laurie: Duuuuuuuuuude.
Gerard: DON'T JUDGE ME!
-Reach Bryar Towers.-
Mikey: It's pretty big.
Starr: It looks like a cat.
Danica: I just realized that Mikey and Starr both have 5 letters in their names. And yeah. Starr = Mikey. So yeah. :]
Everyone: ...
Danica: ... -Disappears.-
Gerard: Let's not go in yet.
Mikey: WTF. Why not?!
Gerard: I have to go -whispers.- pee pee.
Mikey: Oh for God's sakes...
Meanwhile STILL on the plane...
Bonnie: So then the Fro was like "Will you marry me?" And I was like "DEFINETLY!"
Tom Green: That's how it was like when I showed up at Starbucks in a tutu.
Bonnie: ...
Tom Green: :]
Bonnie: Want me to show you my lickety splits?
Tom Green: Sure what the heck! :]
Everyone: -waits for Gerard to pee pee.-
Gerard: I CAN'T GO KNOWING YOU GUYS ARE THERE!
Everyone: -walks aw*y.-
Gerard: I can't go in alaska.
Everyone: -sigh.-
Gerard: TO A BATHROOM IN CANADA!
Everyone: -_-;
Inside Bryar Tower.
Phillips: Sir, the inspector and friends are leaving the premises.
Bob:
! They are?Danica: -jump.- YAY!
Bob: Where are they going?
Phillips: A bathroom in Canada.
Danica:
! WHAT?!Phillips: Yes.
Danica:
!Bob:
!Frank:
!Phillips:
!Fro: -snore.-
Bob: Okay. Well. I'm sure, Inspector Way will forget what he's doing.
A Bathroom In Canada.
Gerard: -sings.- PEE PEE I'VE GOTTA PEE PEE! I'M PEE PEE ING! WOO!
Everyone: -outside the bathroom.-
Mikey: Ugh. This set us back.. 6 weeks.
Laurie:
! 6 WEEKS!Mikey: Yeah. We have a vacation.. starting in...
Gerard: VACATION TIME! -busts out in hawaiian shirt!-
Mikey: -_-; yeah. now.
Laurie: I guess.. we have to go.
Starr: I guess.
Tiff: Might as well.
Mikey: WHOA! No. you can't go.
Tiff: Sorry, pet. Yes we can.
Mikey:
Starr:
Laurie:
Gerard: I CAN DO IT TOO!
!Others: -_-;
At Bryar Tower.
Bonnie: HONEY I'M HOME!
Danica: BONNIE!
Bonnie: DANICA!
Bob: FRO!
Fro: BOB!
Frank: FRANK!
Others:
Frank: I felt left out.
Bonnie: Hi short fry.
Frank:
Bonnie:
Tom Green: -has a pickle jar on his hand.- I CAN'T GET IT OFF!
Everyone:
!Alaska.
Eskimo 1: I miss the profit.
Eskimo 2: Me too.
Eskimo 1: Want a whale burger?
Eskimo 2: Sure. What the heck. ;D
Bob: So now, they're on vacation.
Danica: In Canada?
Bob: I don't know.
Danica: Hmm. Maybe they're visiting the Rocky Mountains.
Bob: I doubt it.
Danica: Oh.
Bob: Yeah.
Danica: Be my badminton partner?
Bob: Sure. :]
Meanwhile...
Gerard: Are the Rocky Mountains really rock?
Tour Guide: ...Yes?
Mikey: You'll have to excuse him, he's crazy.
TG: ...K.
Laurie: Hi.
Gerard: I thought you left to go buy budditos or something.
Laurie: WTF is a buddito?
Gerard: Something they eat in Alaska.
Laurie: Really?
Gerard: I don't know.
Laurie: -_-;
Gerard: If I squint my eyes real close together, I look like a bird.
Mikey: So, yes. This vacation in Canada is fun.
Laurie: Visit Danica?
Danica: No, I'm not here.
Gerard: -Waves.-
Danica: -Leaves.-
Gerard:
Mikey: Where to next?
Gerard: I wish my buddy, Flo was here.
Flo: Yo.
Gerard: Hello Flo. Wanna go to the show?
Flo: Can't, there's too much snow.
Gerard: Oh. I'll just go. With Joe.
Flo: Alrighty-o.
Gerard: Kthnx-o.
Flo: Bye-o.
Gerard: -Sticks microphone in mouth.- KFJHBISHGISGHAIGGT!
Meanwhile...
Bonnie: So, I made food for dinner.
Fro: Good. :] -Glomps Bonnie.-
Bonnie: I MISSED YOU DEAR! -Huggles.-
Fro: ^_^!
Bonnie: I tried calling you once, but Toro had a mad security system.
Fro:
;Bonnie: I mean, what?
Danica: Bananas in pyjamas.
Gerard: I watch that show. :]
Danica: You mean you used to?
Gerard: No. :]
Bob: What're you doing here!
Gerard: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... I donno!
Bob: K'go a--
MCRmy: -Gets ready.-
Bob: --cross the world and never come back.
Gerard: I'll beat you there! 1,2,3 GO!
Danica: Are you going to race him?
Bob: No, do you think I'm stupid?
Danica: No. You own me.
Bob: :]
Bonnie: FRO! WHERE'S MY FIXIN'S FOR THE MASHED POTATOES?!
Fro: NEAR THE COOKIE JAR!
Everyone: COOKIES! ^_^;
In Cuba.
Mikey: Wheres Gerard?
Laurie: I dunno.
Starr: FUCK!
Tiff: What?
Starr: Where ever Gerard is he's got my luggage.
In Montana.
Gerard:
! I'm in Montana.Sign: Hello there. :]
Gerard: Hi! -waves.-
Sign: You're in Helena.
Gerard: Helena? I wrote a song called Helena. Its about mah granma!
Sign: Kthnx.
Gerard: Well. Not just mah granma.. but Mikey's too. She's the same granma. Did I ever tell you about the whale?
Sign: no.
Gerard: Well. Theres this whale. In the ocean..
Sign: Uh-huh.
Gerard: And You see.. The Whale lives in the Ocean because he's a whale and thats where they live in the Ocean because of the Salt water. AHHH SALT WATER! -cowers.-
Sign:
Where?Gerard: In my shoe.
Sign: Oh. Okay.
Gerard: Whoo. That was scary. Like that ride at the place in that state with the people who are like.. cool.
Sign: Okay.
Gerard: I have an apple. :]
Sign: Go--
MCRmy:
Sign: To Idaho.
Gerard: Idaho. That sounds like.. I the ho.
Sign: GO PLEASE.
Gerard: k. -walks on babbling.-
In an aquarium at Bryar Tower.
Jelly Fish: So. I said, Hey. Step off mah kool aid, dawg.
Lobster: True dat. True dat.
Jelly Fish: I mean.. Damn. I don't like being a pimp.. But Its what I gotta do.
Lobster: I hear ya-- AHHHHHH!
Bonnie: C'MERE LITTLE LOBSTER!
Tom Green: OH NOES NOT THE WITTLE WOBSTER! UN PETITE CRAB!
Bonnie: Shh Now.
Lobster: HELP!
Jelly Fish: Well. Fuck. -floats to clown fish.- Hey, dawg.
Clown Fish: I LIKE POTATOES! :]
Jelly Fish: Nevermind. -floats aw*y.-
In Idaho.
Gerard: -Eats mashed potates.- Mmm. Gooood fixins here at Denny's!
Gas Station: ...This =/= Denny's.
Gerard: Why?
GS: Because this = gas station.
Gerard: Then what am I eating?
GS: Do you want to know?
Gerard: ...No.
GS: K go--
MCRmy: -Gets out blowhorn.-
GS: --To Cuba.
Gerard: K'bye. -Cell phone rings.- Hi, Kitten?
Billie Joe: Steve! ^_^;
Gerard: Oh am I ever glad to hang up on you! -Hangs up and phone esplodes.-
Phone: Esplodes?
Gerard: Yeah.
Phone: K.
In Cuba.
Mikey: If I get too much sun, the doctor says I'll shrivel up into nothing.
MCRmy: ...If you get sun?
Mikey: Yeah.
MCRmy: Dude. You = already nothing.
Mikey:
I AM SOMEONE. I AM MIKEY WAY!MCRmy: Yeah. The Gerard genes are kicking in.
Gerard: -Pops up from under the ocean.- If I was from Germany, I'd wear jeans.
Mikey: -Jumps in water.-
Gerard:
; WOAH. YOU SINK!Mikey: -Picks up ukulele.- Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat? Wouldn't you think my collections complete? -Sings.-
Crab: PART OF YOURRRR WORLDDDDDDD!
Mikey: Bright young women! Sick of swimmin!
Crab: ...
Mikey: ...
Crab: ...
Mikey: ...
Crab: ...I have a liver infection.
Mikey: Sorry.
-Arises from water.-Gerard: WEEEEEE! -Rides back of dolphin.-
Mikey: Where'd you get that?
Gerard: It's one of those machines that you stick the quarter in and it moves? :]
Mikey:
!Starr:
!Laurie:
!Gerard: WEEEEEEEE!
Dolphin:
!Bob: Why wasn't I in this earlier? Oh, I mean
!Danica: ^_^! -Huggles Bob.-
Gerard: Bonkers!
Mikey: K. We = done in Cuba now.
Gerard: Hey I went to a Denny's restaurant in Idaho today.
Gas Station: I = GAS STATION!!!!!!!
Gerard: Hi, I'm Gerard. :]
gerard: *squeezing into a child size seahorse floatee* i'mma go diving for treasure. I read one time in my bed time books that theres treasure on the bottom of the sea left by pirates.
laurie: you go do that gerard. and leave your shoes on!
mikey: but i thought wearing shoes can make you drow...... oh hey yeah! leave those boots tied nice and tight.
laurie: yeah you know, if you put some sand in your shoes and pockets, it helps you get to the pirate treasure quicker!
gerard: ORLY?
? *grabs plastic shovel and starts filling pants, pockets and ears with sand.* mikey: wow.
the cubans: OYE!!!
gerard: HOW!
the cubans: OYE!!!!
gerard: *screaming* I CANT HEAR YOU I'm LOOKING FOR THE PIRATE BOOTY!!!
the cubans: que?
mikey: please excuse my brother, he's really special! He's kind of like an idiot savant. Minus the savant part.
gerard: *rolling around in the waves* I'M COMING TO FREE YOU FLIPPER! (dolphin sounds) EEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE!!! EEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEE E EE E EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
mikey: you don't know how to speak dolphin. You don't even know how to comprehend english and you're almost thirty years old for the love of cheese.
gerard: WWOOOOOOOooooooooooooooaHhhh. OOOOOOOOooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh. NOW I'm SPEAKING TO THE ORCAS!!!!! SSHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! If you startle them their teeth turn into piano keys and they all die of the damp. I saw that on Animal Planet one time.
orcas: omfg.
gerard: WILLY, WILLY, FASTER THAN LIIIIIGHTNING, no one you seeeee is smarter than HEeeeeeee...
starr: I think my brain is liquifying.
David Hasslehoff: FEAR NOT DAMSEL !!!!!! I WILL SAVE YOU!!!!!!
*slow motion pectoral muscle flexing as david hasslehoff runs up the beach*
Gerard: woooowww. I am mistified by your glistening chest hair. Can I have your autograph?
David Hasslehoff: STEP ASIDE FOOL, THIS WOMAN NEEDS CPR!!!!!!!!!
Starr: no no no really, no please don....
David Hasslehoff: *takes out crash cart paddles* CLEAR!!!!!!!!
Gerard : OOOOOOH SHINY!!!!!!!!!! *touch* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!
mikey:
starr:
laurie: ^_^
mamma tiff:
the cubans: AYYYYYY CANDELA!!!!!
off in the bryar tower:
Bonnie: Do you smell something burning?
The Fro: BWAHAHAHHA....yes dear. sorry. my spidey sense just told me gerard electrocuted himself on the Malecon in Havana.
Bonnie: heh. GLORIOUS!!!! ITS GLORIOUS!!!!!!! Now pass me the the sauce.
Tom Green: Daddy would you like some SAUSAGE!!! DADDY WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SSSAAAAUSAGESSS!
Gerard: OOOWWWWIIIIIEEEE YOU BURNEDED ME SHINY CHESTED PERSOOOOOOOONNNNNAAAA!!
David H:
I'm sorry.....Gerard: YOU SHOULD BE IT HURTED!! -cries- -stomps round beach-
Random Lady (to friend): What a whingey little child....
Gerard: GRRRRRRrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! -ready to RAWR-
At Bryar Tower:
Danica: So Bob. Up for a game of Scrabble?
Bob: Yeah. But this time...you can't use "laskdjasklg" as a word.
Danica: :[
Bob: SIMMONS!
Simmons: What?
Bob: Hey, aren't you like...fired?
Simmons: Yuh. But you called me. So...?
Bob: Fetcheth my lucky Scrabble Hat.
Simmons: Do I get re-hired and a raise if I do?
Bob: No.
Simmons: Then I'm not--
Bob: But you -do- get non-fro-glomped if you do.
Simmons: Kthen.
Bex: Oy, Simmons! Is your first name Richard?
Simmons:
?Bob:
; How did you get here?Bex: I dunno. -leaves-
Bob: ...
Simmons: ...
Bob: ...
Simmons: ...
Bob: ...So. When ya gonna go and saddle up that giraffe for me?
Simmons: ...but...I thought you wanted me...to fetch your Scrabble Hat?
?Bob: -_-;
Simmons: ....
?Bob: Well go make me some hot cocoa.
Simmons: ....kay.
Danica: ^_^; Let's go play water polo in the desert.
Bob: Kay.
//
In Cuba:
Gerard: WEEEEEEEEEEE!! -riding piggyback on an old man-
Mikey: -_-; Gerard. Get off that old guy right a--
MCRmy: -gets ready-
Mikey: --a---a---A-CHOO! Oh excuse me. -blows nose-
MCRmy: :[
Gerard: -hops off old guy- That was a fun ride. Hey are we in Disneyland? I've alw*ys wanted to go to Disneyland! Let's go ride the teacups!
Mikey: Gerard. We are not in Disneyland. We = in Cuba. Disneyland =/= in Cuba.
Gerard: Let's go to Cinderella's castle! Oh, do you think Cinderella will play dress-up with me? Maybe I can try on her glass slippers! Or we could go to Space Mountain and--
Mikey: -le sigh- -walks aw*y-
Gerard: --then go to that ride with the doll things that sing "It's A Small World"! I can sing along with them 'cause I = singer! Maybe they'll ask me to join the dolls! I can be their lead singer!
Mikey: -goes to McDonalds- Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger, extra pickles, extra ketchup, no mustard, and hold the cheese. Oh and a large fry and a kiddie toy.
Gerard: I = leader singer of the dolls! I bet I can impress them with my mad micrphone-in-mouth skillz. -stuffs microphone in mouth- ALKSFJLAFKAJDFLADF.
Mikey: -raises burger to mouth- -slow motion-
Gerard: ALSKJLASKFJLADKLDKJSLDKGJSL!!!!! -divetackles-
Mikey: OW. MOTHER FUCKER.
Gerard: Al;fklkdflksdkd.
Mikey: .....semicolon?
-pulls icrophone out of Gerard's mouth- Eww. Gerard slobber.Gerard: -_-; You KNOW you're not allowed to eat, Mickey.
Mikey:
; My name =/= Mickey. It = Mikey. MIKEY.Gerard: :[ But we're in Disneyland! So I'm gonna call you Mickey.
Mikey: -facepalm- Why...WHY...did I have to have the misfortune of being related to you?
Gerard: I CAN COUNT TO J NOW! ^_^!
In Cuba:
Gerard: Since i can count to cloud now can i count the shiny hairs on ur chest?
David H.:Ummm...Who are you?
Gerard:IDK..i've gone through so many names in the past month.
David H.:Riiiight?!?!
Gerard:So can i count them? Can i? Can i?
David:Why?!?!
Gerard:Cuz i can!
David:NO!
Gerard:OOH PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE -continues for an hour-
David: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!! -drowns self in ocean-
Mikey:How ironic is that?
At Bryar Tower:
Fro:David Hasselhoff just killed himself!
DB:And you said my plan wouldnt work..making Gerard make every1 insaine and kill themselves! BWHAHAHA!
Fro:I still think my idea was better!
DB:What? Using hairspray to destroy the ozone layer?!?! That is soo retarded!
Fro:UMMM NO!
DB:Danica..whose idea is better?
Danica:Well, bob's of course -fro gets ready to charge- but uhh the fro's was good too..it just would take a while!
-DB and Fro are both satisfied-
Danica:-sigh of relief-
somewhere in Utah-
Mikey: Yeahokay. We're lost.
Gerard: Shouldn'ta taken that left turn at Albuquerque.
Mikey:
; We were never in Albuquerque.Gerard: We're going to Albuquerque? AWESOME! :]
Mikey: No we're not. We're trying to get back to Alaska to rescue the chief--
Gerard: I wonder if the chief's been to Albuquerque? I bet there's Native Americans there...
Mikey: -_-; He's not Native Am--
Gerard: Ahh, Albuquerque! Where the sun is alw*ys shining and the air smells like warm root beer!
Mikey:
;Gerard: Where the Shriners and the lepers play their ukeleles all day long, and anybody on the street would gladly shave your back for a nickel! :]
Mikey: ...
; You're even more retarded and insane than I originally thought.Gerard: And we'll stay at the World Famous Albuquerque Holiday Inn, where the towels are oh so fluffy, and you can eat your soup right outta the ashtrays if you wanna!
Mikey: I have come up with a term for what you are.
Gerard: It's okay, they're clean! And then there's that little chocolate mint on my pillow that I love so very, very much...
Mikey: You are retarzy. Retarded and crazy.
Gerard: Remind me to pack my lucky, lucky autographed glow-in-the-dark snorkel!
Mikey: ...who's it autographed by?
Gerard: Me! :]
Mikey: Should've known. -le sigh-
Gerard: Hmmm...on second thought...
Mikey: -mutters- "Second thought" implies having had first thoughts.
Gerard: Maybe I shouldn't bring my snorkel after all. You never know...a big fat hermaphrodite with a Flock Of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril might try and steal it. Then we'd fight and knock the phone off the hook, and 20 seconds later it would be all, "if you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial your operator."
Mikey:
; Wow. Just....wow.-cell phone rings-
Gerard:
! Time for school!Mikey: -_-; No, it's my phone. -answers-. Talk to me, baby!
Frank:
; Baby?Mikey: Chief In A Blanket? You're alive!
Frank: I am? Well that's a relief.
Mikey: So have you escaped from the evil clutches of DiaBobical Bob?
Frank: Nah. But I'm locked in a cell with Tom Green.
Mikey:
! He's torturing you?!Frank: Well, I guess instead of saying "cell" I should've said "lounge". And instead of "locked" I should've said "chillin'".
Mikey:...so...I trust you're in good health then?
Frank: Oh yes, I'm dandy. Can't say the same for Tom Green though.
Mikey: ...?
Frank: Well I had to bludgeon him to steal his cell phone and call you.
Mikey:
! Oh yeah, you must have some important information to give me and Inspector W--MCRmy: -snaps to attentioon-
Mikey: --Waffle Head.
MCRmy: -emoness-
Frank: Nah, not really. Just wanted to call and say hi. HI! :]
Mikey: ...Oh. My. God. You must've caught some of Gerard's stupid. -_-;
Frank: Kwellbyenow! Best get crackin' on that case! :] -hangs up-
Mikey: -le sigh-
Gerard: LET'S BAKE A CAKE IN MY EASY-BAKE OVEN!
Mikey: -brightens- Food? :]
Gerard: Hey. No.
Mikey: ...
Gerard: Mikey =/= eating. -_-;;
Mikey: :[
In Conneticut.
Gerard: I wish I had my WoW on PSP here with me. :[
Mikey: Do they make that?
Gerard: I want to make cupcakes. Can we?!
Mikey: I don't think so.
Gerard: Giocattolo non adatto a miniori di 3 anni. Le parti piccole potrebbero essere ingerite o inalate. :]
Starr: :]
Gerard: Colon square bracket.
Mikey: ...What the HELL did you just say?
Gerard: ...Say what?
Mikey: Yeah.
Gerard: Wait, what?
Mikey: It's Valentine's Day.
Gerard: No it's not.
Bex: HAPPY ST.LADDER'S DAY!
Mikey: ...
;Bex: I come and go. -Walks off.-
Gerard: I once painted my room on a ladder. I painted my room pink. Then I got a polar bear to--
Mikey: We need to SERIOUSLY like, go somewhere else.
Gerard: --Paint the ceiling because even though I had a ladder, I was still too small. Like Frank. That small.
Mikey: Can you please stop talking now?
Gerard: Hey. There was this one time in Conneticut with Frank and there was this homeless guy and he was homeless. And he was a guy. Hey. Can we go to Conneticut?
Mikey: We ARE in Conneticut.
Gerard: Only in our imagination, Milton.
Mikey: I'm Mikey.
Gerard: Yeah. Milton.
MCRmy: Milton = your Japanese suitcase.
Gerard: Relly?
MCRmy: What?
Gerard: I kind of want to run a marathon. -Puts on running shoes... that are brown.-
At Marathon.
Guy With Whistle: On your mark, get set-- EW. LOOK AT THOSE BROWN SHOES!
Gerard: I once knew a guy named Mark and he lived with his bird in a box. It was kind of cool but not really. I want a whistle.
Guy With Whistle: Is he al--
MCRmy: -Gets ready.-
Guy With Whistle: --so stupid?
Mikey: Yeah.
Gerard: --I once had a whistle and it was pink and it gloweded. Like a star.
Starr: :]
Gerard: Colon square bracket.
Guy With Whistle: K'no more marathon. You = too dumb for me.
Gerard: Hey! THAT'S NOT NICE--Hey look! A piece of paper flying in the wind!
Paper: READ ME!
Gerard: Okay! ^_^;
Paper: I say 'Kindersex'.
Gerard: What's that? Is that like those kinder surprise eggs?
Starr: What're those?
Gerard: They're your mother wrapped in tin foil. I once saw this rabbit hopping along in a pen then my mom called and told me to clean out Mikey's litter box.
MCRmy: ...
!Mikey: FUCK.
Gerard: :]
At Bryar Tower.
Tom Green: SPERM!
Bonnie: -le sigh.-
Tom Green: SPERM!
Danica: -twitch.- So. Bored.
Tom Green: SPERM!
Bob: STFU.
Tom Green: -STFUs.-
Cricket: -cricket.cricket.-
Fro: -eats crickets.-
Bonnie: Okay. Well. I wanna make a cake.
Bob: Birthday Cake.
Danica: For.. Cubicles. :]
Everyone:
;;;Danica: STFU. Its our love child. :]
Everyone: Aw.
In Oklahoma.
Gerard: Ah. Michigan.
Mikey: This = Oklahoma.
Gerard: -sings.- OKLAHOMA!
Laurie:
!Starr: -_-;
Tiff: -whips out Ninja star.- Can I keel him dead?
Others: -le sigh.- No.
Bex: -walks up.- Hi.
Everyone:
!Gerard: :] Hi.
Bex:
! Aren't you in Michigan?Gerard: No. We are in a musical called Oklahoma. Its about New Jersey.
Bex: Oookay.
Gerard: :]
Laurie: Actually.. We are trying to get to Alaska. The evil people have Frank.
Bex:
! The Bee Eff?Starr: No, --
Gerard: The native american. :]
Mikey: RAWRE!
Gerard: Are you french? :]
Mikey: NO!
Gerard: You yelled at me. :[
Bex: Okay. So. Okay. Alaska is up. Go up.
Laurie: We tried that.
Mikey's Cell: -RING!-
Mikey: -answers.- Hello.
Billie Joe: HIDDY!
Mikey: Heidi? No you have the wrong number.
Billie Joe: Is Steve there?
Mikey: You mean gerard?
Billie Joe: Um. Sure. :] Thanks for giving him the phone, Milton.
Mikey: Mm-hm. Sure.
Gerard: Hi. I'm Abraham Licolin. :]
Billie Joe: ME TOO! OMIGOSH!!11!!two!
Gerard: Eleventy-one! :]
Billie Joe: k.bye. :] -click.-
Mikey: Who was that?
Gerard: A space man. :]
Starr: -_-; Tiff. You can keel him now.
In the North Pole...
Gerard: Santa Clause? :]
Mikey: Gerard, Santa isn't real. Even -I- know that.
Gerard: -Gerardtears.- WHAT!
Mikey: -Facepalm.-
Gerard: I want to see Santa and the reindeddeer! I want to give them carrots. I like carrots and peas. They taste yummy in my tummy. -Takes out roast beef.-
Mikey: Me too? :]
Gerard: No.
Mikey: -Gerardface.-
Gerard: :]
Santa: Ho ho ho!
Gerard: WHO YOU CALLING HOE?! ...HOE.
Santa: -_-;
Gerard: Woah Mikey. You've gotten pretty big.
Mikey: That's Santa, dumbass.
Gerard: Mikey, shut up for a minute. So, Mikey. Why are you so fat?--
Santa: ...I'm Santa Clause.
Gerard: --Because you used to be SOO skinny that I could put you through a paper shreader. Want to see me play the trumpet?
Santa: He's so stupid.
Mikey: I know. I can't believe we're related.
Gerard: RAWR I'M A LION!-- Mikey, we're not related. You're adopted.
Mikey: O_O_O_O_O;
Gerard: AHAHAHA! FAT MIKEY! DID YOU SEE SKINNY MIKEY'S FACE! AHAHAHA! It was all O_O_O; And I laugheded.
Santa: O. M. G.
Gerard: That means oh my God. :]
Santa: Want your present?
Gerard: -Nods rapidly.-
Santa: GO CATCH THE PRESENT! -Throws gift.-
Gerard: -Goes to run but stops.- Wait. What if you threw the past? Or the future? Why is it just the present?
Santa: ...
Mikey: ...
Reindeer: ...
Carrot: ...
Snow Cone: ...
Penguin: ...
Gerard: OH I LOVES TEH PENGUINS! ^_^;
Rock: ...
Gerard: OH I LOVES TEH PENGUINS! ^_^;
Rock: I = rock.
Gerard: We will. We will. ROCK YOU. -Slaps leg and Gee giggles.-
Santa: ...What was your Christmas wish again, Mikey?
Mikey: To get a--
MCRmy: -Gets ready to through snowballs.-
Mikey: --cross the world from Gerard.
Santa: Well slap my leg and call me Shirley! That's what I was thinking too!
Gerard: -Slaps Santa's leg.- HI SHIRLEY! Actually, I thought your name was Fat Mikey. That's what I put on your Christmas card. -Takes out Queen CD.-
Mikey: That's a CD.
Gerard: OH I MAKE CDs! ^_^!
Mikey: I do too...
Gerard: No you don't. You just WANT to make CDs. But you really don't. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS!
Mikey: K. We = leaving now.
Gerard: NO I WANT TO STAY WITH THE MAN!
Santa: I HAVE A FUCKING NAME.
Gerard: Yes, we're playing at the Give It A Name gig. :] You can come if you'd like...
Mikey: -Drags Gerard off.-
In Bryar Tower...
Danica: So then I rode a horse over to David Bowie's house and asked him for a cup of sugar.
Bob: ...
Danica: :]
Bob: What?
Danica: Oh. You weren't listening.
Bob: :]
Danica: :]
Simmons: :]
Bob: I thought I fired you.
Simmons: :[
Danica: Want to go join the marching band with me?
Bob: Sure what the heck
-some random place-
*Mikey's cell phone rings*
Gee: Oh that sounds like a school bell oh I remember back in the day....I went to art school good times good times, oh yeah once I went dressed up as a ch-
Mikey: Shurrup *answers phone*
Billie Joe Armstrong: (hillbilly accent) Well a hick hick hello thar lil Milton can I can I speak ta Steve? A hick hick hick!!
*Passes phone to Gerard*
Gee: Hi Billie what do you want?
B-J A: a hick hick, well I I just wanted to say we got 3 brit awards last night and you didn't even get a nomination Kthx BYEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! We rock you doooooonnnnn'''ttttt!!!!
Gee: -under breath- futhin mucker.....so back to the story I went to school dressed as a chick and everyone was like woooowwww that chick is hawt cos ya know I-
Mikey: Shut up.
Gee: You told me to shut up! -emotears- oh look a KITTEN!!
-Bob appears-
DB: Kitten? Who said kitten? oh jow I love KITTENS!! I mean oh its you mwuahaha we have Cheif FIAB hahahaha!!
Gee: Don't you mean Chief? He's native ame-
Mikey: SHUT UP HE IS NOT MOTHER FRANKING NATIVE AMERICAN!!
Gee: You said the FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF WOORRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!
Mikey: Shut up! and Bob we gonna kick your ass!
Bob: Oh really? You and what Army?
MCRmy: ^_^!!!!
Mikey: That Rmy hahah!!
Gee: Can't we just be friends? You know we could have a PJ party at Bryar tower oh how I loveeeeeee PJ PARTIES!! OH OH I COULD PAINT YOUR NAIIIILLLLLLLLLLSSSS!!!
Bob: Sure ^_^ lets be friends!!!
Gee: Really?
Bob: Nope. MWUAHAHAHAHA!! Man I'm good some might even say bigger than jebus....
Gee:
!! Jebus is a funny name! Mind you so is alot of names. I once new this person and he had a really funny name....Mikey: Now you've got him started!!
Bob: I love being able to dissapear -disapears-
Gee: He was great fun1 We went to art skl together...
Mikey:Gerard, STFU!!
MCRmy: -Nods in agreement-
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